Eric Cartman's definitions

roshambo

a game; to kick each other in the balls over an object, last one standing wins.

Hey Pip, i'll roshambo you for that arrow head

by Eric Cartman July 6, 2003

mullet

Everyone who said it's a redneck hairstyle is a hippie-crite!

Hippies
rock & rollers
metalheads
80's new-wavers from Europe
lesbians
homos

all wore the mullet at one time or another and YOU did too

David Spade is a faggot

by Eric Cartman November 18, 2006

CBL

Chunky Butt Love. Hooking up with a fat chick.

"He was so drunk he gave into the CBL."

by Eric Cartman May 11, 2004

dolphins

they are so stupid the get caught in those fishing nets all the time

by Eric Cartman August 15, 2003

ass thunder

Flatulence. A fart.

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.

by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004

Terri Schiavo

It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."

Fuckin jack-booted thugs.

by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005