Eric Cartman's definitions

FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005

Terri Schiavo

It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."

Fuckin jack-booted thugs.

by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005

ass thunder

Flatulence. A fart.

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.

by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004

ear jizzola

arab television

propaganda really fucks with your head

by Eric Cartman June 28, 2004

Dragon Ballz B

Mexican version of Dragon Ball Z

^__^ Ha HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

by Eric Cartman June 28, 2004

roshambo

a game; to kick each other in the balls over an object, last one standing wins.

Hey Pip, i'll roshambo you for that arrow head

by Eric Cartman July 6, 2003