Definitions by Eric C.

SUV

Selfish Use Vehicle
Driven by middle aged women or their pathetic husbands with smaller than average penises.
SUV's poor gas mileage is a big reason we are sending our valuable youth out to fight useless wars which in turn kill innocent Iraqis.

Middle-age woman: Did you see the gas prices today? 2.39!
Me: Yea you dumb bitch, it's simple economics. You consume so much fucking fuel that the prices rise... cunt!

SUV by Eric C. August 10, 2005

DragonForce 

1. The most intense band in the history of man. Their music (if it can be called that, for it is truly much greater than mere "music") contains a power so great that it can consume one's soul.

I'll mess myself if DragonForce comes to the United States.

DragonForce by Eric C. August 1, 2003

spam 

Acronym for...

S: Scientifically
P: Processed
A: Animal
M: Matter

also...

S: Something
P: Posing
A: As
M: Meat

Pass the spam, please!

spam by Eric C. May 19, 2003