the bitch card

Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.
Man: I like these pants.

Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.

Man: Playing the bitch card.

Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.

Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?

Woman: Only a woman would understand.
by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015
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Decision

Something that women have a hard time reaching.
Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!
by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015
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Cycologist

Someone who sells or fixes bikes professionally in a retail store.
I went to see a cycologist about a broken axle.
by Ereck Flowers February 18, 2015
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