Man: I like these pants.
Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.
Man: Playing the bitch card.
Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.
Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?
Woman: Only a woman would understand.
Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.
Man: Playing the bitch card.
Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.
Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?
Woman: Only a woman would understand.
by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015
Woman 1: I don't know about that.
Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!
Woman 1: Why?
Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.
Woman 1: Are you sure about that?
Woman 2: Maybe.
Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.
Woman 2: Okay!
Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!
Woman 1: Why?
Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.
Woman 1: Are you sure about that?
Woman 2: Maybe.
Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.
Woman 2: Okay!
by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015
by Ereck Flowers February 18, 2015