Definitions by Ereck Flowers

relationship 

An excuse to annoy people.

It's okay that we had a fight in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's fine that we called each other pet names and kissed in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's okay that we had sex in the other room and you heard it, we're in a relationship.

relationship by Ereck Flowers December 15, 2010

hand-hurter 

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.

My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.

hand-hurter by Ereck Flowers December 13, 2010

Thrift goop 

Cheap product, as in inexpensive styling gel or mousse.

I could spend money on this salon recommended styling gel, or I could just grab this thrift goop and call it a day.

Thrift goop by Ereck Flowers December 3, 2010