451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

carathon

When you actually care when you run a marathon.

Guy 1: I ran a carathon.

Guy 2: I didn't. I quit.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

The goat

The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.

She was the goat because she had done so well in life.

by Ereck Flowers April 17, 2015

coswoon

A costume so flattering that others feel like swooning just by looking at you in it.

He wore a coswoon and the girls just felt their hearts go pitty-pat.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

busted

being caught stuffing your bra

I was busted when my friend opened the door.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2014

hill pill

A drug that makes you high.

That was a hill pill. I feel like I'm on top of the world, and I don't see myself getting any more elated!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)

After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2010

escape and emerge

A behavior a person with an illness or addiction exhibits when she recovers.

I had escape and emerged from bipolar mania disorder. Finally.

by Ereck Flowers November 25, 2018