Ereck Flowers's definitions

Moron

Someone who doesn't understand anything.

You are a moron because you don't respect authority as a teenager.

by Ereck Flowers April 1, 2015

Germ

A derogatory term for an anti-Semite. (origin: Holocaust enthusiast.)

There are Germans, and then there are Germs.

by Ereck Flowers April 9, 2017

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015

oil toil

Working so hard as to burn the midnight oil.

Tonight was an oil toil at the office.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

nike

to just do it

I niked a 45 on a math test.

by Ereck Flowers October 8, 2011

snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.

I snooze choose if I can get away with it.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Fenway Park

The home baseball stadium for the Boston Red Sox that is awkward for the following reasons: it features diminutive six-foot high dugouts, the only manual auxilary scoreboard in professional sports, a foul pole that resides in the middle of right field (nicknamed Pesky Pole in the 1950's), a giant green wall that resides in the middle of left field (nicknamed The Green Monster in 1947), stadium seats hanging over a Boston street (Lansdowne Street), and a bullpen in center field that is accessible to outfielders during play because of its short wall.

If ballparks were golf courses, Fenway Park would be a miniature golf course.

Red Sox fans love Fenway Park because it's almost as awkward as them . . . almost.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010