the bitch card

Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.

Man: I like these pants.

Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.

Man: Playing the bitch card.

Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.

Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?

Woman: Only a woman would understand.

by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

Decision

Something that women have a hard time reaching.

Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Cycologist

Someone who sells or fixes bikes professionally in a retail store.

I went to see a cycologist about a broken axle.

by Ereck Flowers February 18, 2015

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

Pelican

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.

by Ereck Flowers March 31, 2015

rewind

Shift anything on screen backwards in duration, not just a tape.

Man: Let's rewind that movie.

Boy: It's not a tape, so do we still rewind?

Man: Yes!

by Ereck Flowers February 08, 2015

Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 05, 2014

satired

When you're tired of a satire.

I'm satired of this fake news show.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016