The goat

The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.

She was the goat because she had done so well in life.

by Ereck Flowers April 17, 2015

coswoon

A costume so flattering that others feel like swooning just by looking at you in it.

He wore a coswoon and the girls just felt their hearts go pitty-pat.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018

busted

being caught stuffing your bra

I was busted when my friend opened the door.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2014

half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)

After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2010

escape and emerge

A behavior a person with an illness or addiction exhibits when she recovers.

I had escape and emerged from bipolar mania disorder. Finally.

by Ereck Flowers November 25, 2018

Success

Something that can lead to more success.

Guy 1: I had success when I bought a car today!

Guy 2: But it's old and cost only $700.

Guy 1: Hey, but it works well and I can drive to work with it!

by Ereck Flowers January 24, 2015

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018