Ereck Flowers's definitions

crutch

Something that if a guy uses to get a girl, he's a douchebag.

Guy: My brother has had a hard time in life, so because I care about him, we should get together. Right?

Girl: Nope. Not on the same page. It seems you're using that as a crutch to get with me.

Guy: But I should get something for the pain I'm suffering, dammit!

(The girl slaps him and walks away.)

Guy: That was deserved. . .that was deserved.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

unavailable

The worst word to hear about a woman or man you like romantically.

Friend: She's unavailable.

Unrequited lover: Ah, shit. Gotta respect that. Ah, fuck, though.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

bars

Cell phone reception.

I have no bars. Oh, well.

by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2018

normal

In theory, what everyone should try to be.

Guy: I just want to be normal.

Girl: Good.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2018

mad hatter

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

NRA

An organization that rivals the evil of ISIS.

There NRA is useless when it comes to gun safety.

by Ereck Flowers August 26, 2018

pick your poison

An adage that accurately describes any behavior of a teenager.

You can pick your poison being a teacher's pet, a druggie, or promiscuous.

by Ereck Flowers August 26, 2018