Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018

dolt

Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.

You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.

by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2014

boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015

cello

An instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee.

I learned the cello. Maybe it would have been more interesting to learn the violin.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

centimental

A person who gets sentimental over their coin collection.

I was a centimental when I collected state quarters. I really loved them.

by Ereck Flowers July 01, 2016

snatch

A vagina

I want to get inside her snatch.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018