petty

When someone focuses on random, unreasonable problems, which consequently gets in the way of happiness for everyone involved.

She is so fucking petty. It upsets me that she cares about that crap, and as a result, that I have to do deal with that crap!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Creeper

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.

Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

loser

Something that takes strength to be.

Call him a loser or a healer or whatever, we'd all be screwed without him.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now I have to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018

baby creation factory

A uterus.

Guy: We can utilize your baby creation factory.

Girl: Ha ha...

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.

We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018