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enneavor

A goal you cannot accomplish despite effort to do so.
It's an enneavor to do well on this math test.
by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016
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half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010
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Who moved the rock?

What you say to a person who metaphorically has lived under a rock their entire life.
Man: My brother has married and lives in a mansion!

Police Officer: Who moved the rock?
by Ereck Flowers October 31, 2016
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hazy crazy

When extreme stress causes you to forget.
That was a hazy crazy period in my life!
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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goofy aloof

He's sure goofy aloof, isn't he?
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Settle

When one chooses to become romantically involved with someone who is not as impressive, but just as simple to be with, as the best available because it's easier.
A person who is looking out for herself should never settle out of spite, but perhaps can playfully think it.
by Ereck Flowers March 15, 2015
mugGet the Settlemug.

bloke choke

Just a short bloke choke before work.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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