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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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crack a smile

Being happy and feeling alive. Get better and move on. Get going. Its OK.
You have to look on the bright side and crack a smile.

Get over it and crack a smile.

Crack a smile and move on.
by Equal crack September 5, 2015
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corn picker

A person of mid west American origin. A person who picks corn. Southern person for the US.
Back in Alabama we had about 4 or 5 good old boy corner pickers, to help me with the year's harvest.

When I was a boy I helped my father pick corn. He said I was a good corn picker.
by Equal crack September 8, 2015
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You

You literally means "jew" in Chinese.
You literally means "jew" in China, did you know
you got to be kidding me he's from Israel.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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phucka

Same meaning as the fucker but less vulgar and less degrading or derogatory. Having fun with out rudeness. Equality. Space and time. Not forced.
1. You little phucka, next time I'm going to win the next round.
2. Tonight we're going to have a phucka of a good time. We're going to party like phuckas.
3. That's a phucka long way from here, its a phucka of a distanc to travel.
4. Your such a fair person. Your a good phucka.
by Equal crack September 5, 2015
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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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