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wet flake

A person who backs out of something. A coward. A mean spirited person of low morals. Person who is not fond of change. Rude person
Don't be wet flake Tommy change will do you good.

Stop being a wet flake and get with the program.

Stop making those wet flake comments and behave.
by Equal crack September 4, 2015
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American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
mugGet the Coffee Beanermug.

Neckfire

The same as backfire. To not work to your favor. Disappointing, disadvantaged. Something that is breaking or cracking.
That might not work, it might neckfire back at you.

That plan is going to neckfire.

The neckfire consequences are swift.

That might neckfire if you apply too much pressure.

It might neckfire and crack to pieces.

That's a solution full of neckfiring conflicts.
by Equal crack May 8, 2016
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mudback

The same as redneck or hick. A person that likes to get his truck muddy by going off the roads into the backwoods.
I like to get my truck muddy every weekend, I guess you could say I'm a mudback.

Can a mudback get a beer around here.

What's up my mudback.

Did you go mud backing this weekend, I'm just saying because your truck is all muddy.
by Equal crack May 8, 2016
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I'll be neck

This means the same as the phrase " I'll be back " or " I'll return ". Neck is being used as a synonym or substitute for Return. If back is being used a as a synonym for return, neck should be considered equivalent because the neck area is on the posterior side of your body. The throat area is in the front and the neck is on the back of the body. Neck, back and your rear end (butt) are all on the posterior side of your body, they are all on the equivalent side of your body. Therefore they are all synonyms for return.
- I'll be neck after I take a break.
- I'll be neck in a hour, please clean up the table for dinner.
- Well I'll be necked, if I don't come back with food.
- I'll be neck (necked) if I ever come back here.
- I'll be neck after lunch.
- I'll get my neck back here in about a week or so.
- I'll get my neck and leave if you don't stop.
by Equal crack April 6, 2016
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
mugGet the Coffee Beanermug.

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