17 definitions by Epicgamer33

Mug

It’s a cup. But with a handle. Genius! No like really, that’s very smart. Because if your cup is like really hot or cold, you can hold the handle then it will not be a problem. It’s so good in fact that even Urban dictionary always want to sell you one with your word. I mean right now, Urban dictionary is trying to sell you one right now with my word. That’s how powerful the mug is

Me: (drinks tea but cup is to hot)
Me: danm it the cups hot :(
My mind: wait my dumbass could have just got a mug
Me: I ran out of mugs. Guess I got to buy a mug from Urban dictionary with the chosen word I want. Only on Urbandictionary.com. Just get a cup and put any word with your own definition, no, shut the fuck up, this is not a ad and I’m not getting payed (sadly I’m not getting payed)

by Epicgamer33 January 28, 2022

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Christmas

Oh you know. RHE BEST DANM FUCKING HOLIDAY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I mean, COME ON! You got you’re songs, the colors, the story’s, the theme, the weather just everything is DANM perfect. And if someone says Halloween, they either are a fucking emo or they are trying to be original in choosing a holiday that’s not Christmas

Person 1: I can’t DANM wait for Christmas!
Person 2: you like Christmas? Halloweens better
Person 1: alright you fucking emo. Get the hell out of my DANM sight
Person 2: :(

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Chirag Gupta

A well know character from the well known “Diary From A Wimpy Kid” book series. But In the movies, he is a god who can destroy any universe ever made! And will steal yo chick and smash with her. He will give you a middle finger if you try to stop him, and will kill you in the most brutal way.

Person 1: Chirag Gupta is funny
Person 2: *runs as fast as he can
Person 1: *confused*
Chirag gupta:*destroys the living crap out of person 1*

by Epicgamer33 September 18, 2021

Zancadilleadnos

Can anyone explain me this word. I’m so confused

Person 1: Zancadilleadnos
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: I have no idea :/

by Epicgamer33 January 28, 2022

Stanley Kubrick

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special

Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 9, 2022