Adam Sandler

One of the most amazing actors of this generation. He’s been in such award winning movies such as grown ups, pixels, waterboy and umm idk grown ups 2? People hate on this guy for no reason at all, while they hate on Adam, siting on there couch eating a bunch of chips in the side, Adam Sandler is stealing bitches left and right and also banged you’re mom. Some people say Punch-Drunk Love is a amazing film because of Adam Sandler but I saw no fart jokes so it’s not a good movie
RussianPig (guy who also talked about Adam Sandler) : what’s that one movie with Adam Sandler farting on a guy in the face

Me: oh that the movie “Click”

RussianPig: oh ok
by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022
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Christmas

Oh you know. RHE BEST DANM FUCKING HOLIDAY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I mean, COME ON! You got you’re songs, the colors, the story’s, the theme, the weather just everything is DANM perfect. And if someone says Halloween, they either are a fucking emo or they are trying to be original in choosing a holiday that’s not Christmas
Person 1: I can’t DANM wait for Christmas!
Person 2: you like Christmas? Halloweens better
Person 1: alright you fucking emo. Get the hell out of my DANM sight
Person 2: :(
by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021
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Stanley Kubrick

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special
Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick
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butt sniffer

If you are called this, it’s over. You already lost the argument. You can’t insult them anymore because they insulted you so badly that there is not point to go on. Just let it go
Guy: you are a faggot. You like to kiss men and you always moan. You’re unfunny so please stfu

Guy 2: butt sniffer

Guy: :(
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Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god
Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021
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