Epic Russian Boy 69, lad's definitions

Matthew

Small lad, very skinny, has small pp. Is lonely and drinks own piss for survival. Might survive without food for 7 hours.

That Matthew won't live to 20. He might live to 16.

by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018

Dis-owned

a virgin; ehck

That dis-owned faggot was left to the streets to die

by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018

Andrew

a man without a penis

can not walk 5 feet away from his house
extremely obese
breaks both his right right and left leg if it decides to walk 6 feet away from home
useless

Andrew just broke both his legs and no one went to his funeral

by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018

Matthew

not epic and has a 2 inch pp

That matthew is pretty unepic.

by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018