2 definitions by Enrico Polatso

greek mac

1. An extremely poor decision. Akin to sleeping with a person you should not have. It seems like a good idea at the time but on completion turns out to be horrible.
2. A pathetic excuse for a gyro available at European McDonalds, not even salvageable through addition of McBeer.

I knew it was a Greek Mac when I banged Tina in the ass but it seemed so right at the time.

by Enrico Polatso June 18, 2003

vongale

1. A sticky moist wound located just south of a girl's waistband.
2. A general expression of glee
3. Italian for clam
4. also see vongale redarsi.

Man I needs to get me some vongale tonight, I am sick as fuck of punching the clown, plus I think my wrist might be broken.

by Enrico Polatso June 18, 2003