tinder but with underage girls
pedo: *receives 26 friend requests on discord*
girl 1: im 23 and~
pedo: no
girl2 : im 18 and~
pedo: kys
girl 3: im 14, and~
pedo: send nudes
girl: *send nudes*
pedo: nice pussy, face reveal
FBI: *reveals face*
pedo: ah shit, here we go again
girl 1: im 23 and~
pedo: no
girl2 : im 18 and~
pedo: kys
girl 3: im 14, and~
pedo: send nudes
girl: *send nudes*
pedo: nice pussy, face reveal
FBI: *reveals face*
pedo: ah shit, here we go again
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022
The first ruler of North Korea. Unlike his descendants he actually fed the people and tried to rebuild the country after the Korean War. It wasn't until Kim Jong-il came along that the country just descended into what it is now because he fucked up the whole country.
I can't believe people were forced to mourn after Kim il-Sung died.
mf he actually cared for his people, it wasn't forced mourning and people were genuinely sad, get your facts right
mf he actually cared for his people, it wasn't forced mourning and people were genuinely sad, get your facts right
by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023
"memes cured my depression" - a wise man on urban dictionary
"where do i get fresh memes?"
"reddit"
"WHAT DA FAK IS A SANIK~ i mean reddit"
"kys you have been living under a rock for the last 27 years"
"where do i get fresh memes?"
"reddit"
"WHAT DA FAK IS A SANIK~ i mean reddit"
"kys you have been living under a rock for the last 27 years"
by Empress Kristi May 12, 2022
October 13 - the day where girls do not wear bras
sniff sniff
(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)
sniff sniff
(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)
by Empress Kristi October 13, 2022
greedy ass people who have a massive fanbase of simps who, to this day are still trying to find their OnlyFans...
Jake Poo: OK, but before i do this experiment, I have to thank our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDs~
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!
me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!
me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*
by Empress Kristi April 28, 2022
Despite being popular, hentai is probably the worst porn on the internet due to the fact that the cock and the pussy are pixelated, defeating the point of being a man and porn itself.
steve: Hey do you watch hentai?
alex: wtf no
steve: xd you a virgin or something? you don't watch hentai?! lol noob
alex: its bad. i'd rather yiff
steve. point taken
alex: wtf no
steve: xd you a virgin or something? you don't watch hentai?! lol noob
alex: its bad. i'd rather yiff
steve. point taken
by Empress Kristi April 13, 2022
Honestly a very underrated pop singer in the 80's and 90's. Now get off Never Gonna Give Up and listen to some of his other songs.
(yes kids, he has more songs, but don't worry, he won't give us up, despite what his song 'Giving Up On Love' says but hush)
(yes kids, he has more songs, but don't worry, he won't give us up, despite what his song 'Giving Up On Love' says but hush)
Me asking 1000 people what their favorite rick astley song is:
986 people chose never gonna give you up
986 people chose never gonna give you up
by Empress Kristi July 01, 2023