15 definitions by Empress Kristi
October 13 - the day where girls do not wear bras
sniff sniff
(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)
sniff sniff
(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)
by Empress Kristi October 13, 2022
ngl faggots are disgusting
I’m reporting you for homophobia
no what I mean is that food made of pig heart and liver and meatballs
oh… in that case…
yeah, that does sound disgusting
I’m reporting you for homophobia
no what I mean is that food made of pig heart and liver and meatballs
oh… in that case…
yeah, that does sound disgusting
by Empress Kristi June 19, 2023
Despite being popular, hentai is probably the worst porn on the internet due to the fact that the cock and the pussy are pixelated, defeating the point of being a man and porn itself.
steve: Hey do you watch hentai?
alex: wtf no
steve: xd you a virgin or something? you don't watch hentai?! lol noob
alex: its bad. i'd rather yiff
steve. point taken
alex: wtf no
steve: xd you a virgin or something? you don't watch hentai?! lol noob
alex: its bad. i'd rather yiff
steve. point taken
by Empress Kristi April 13, 2022
Honestly a very underrated pop singer in the 80's and 90's. Now get off Never Gonna Give Up and listen to some of his other songs.
(yes kids, he has more songs, but don't worry, he won't give us up, despite what his song 'Giving Up On Love' says but hush)
(yes kids, he has more songs, but don't worry, he won't give us up, despite what his song 'Giving Up On Love' says but hush)
Me asking 1000 people what their favorite rick astley song is:
986 people chose never gonna give you up
986 people chose never gonna give you up
by Empress Kristi July 1, 2023
aye sorry mate I can’t go out tonite I have to go to Amsterdam tomorrow
aight klm
I’m not flying klm, I’m flying spit airlines
aight klm
I’m not flying klm, I’m flying spit airlines
by Empress Kristi October 20, 2023
Rick: How do I uwuify?
Morty: I wrote an entire essay on it and some examples...
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
H-hewwo?? da quick bwown fox jumps ovew da wazy dog. ^-^
You have cannabis?
uu haz cannabis? :O
Morty: I wrote an entire essay on it and some examples...
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
H-hewwo?? da quick bwown fox jumps ovew da wazy dog. ^-^
You have cannabis?
uu haz cannabis? :O
by Empress Kristi April 13, 2022
greedy ass people who have a massive fanbase of simps who, to this day are still trying to find their OnlyFans...
Jake Poo: OK, but before i do this experiment, I have to thank our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDs~
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!
me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!
me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*
by Empress Kristi April 28, 2022