faggot

A British food made of meatballs and pig heart or liver. What were you thinking?

ngl faggots are disgusting
I’m reporting you for homophobia
no what I mean is that food made of pig heart and liver and meatballs
oh… in that case…
yeah, that does sound disgusting

by Empress Kristi June 19, 2023

fag

British slang for a cigarette. What were you looking for?

uh ok imma brb imma just smoke a fag

wait what

by Empress Kristi November 12, 2022

hentai

Despite being popular, hentai is probably the worst porn on the internet due to the fact that the cock and the pussy are pixelated, defeating the point of being a man and porn itself.

steve: Hey do you watch hentai?
alex: wtf no
steve: xd you a virgin or something? you don't watch hentai?! lol noob
alex: its bad. i'd rather yiff
steve. point taken

by Empress Kristi April 13, 2022

Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022

No Bra Day

October 13 - the day where girls do not wear bras

sniff sniff

(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)

No bra day? But I have PE… where we share changing rooms with boys…
shet

by Empress Kristi October 13, 2022

youtuber

greedy ass people who have a massive fanbase of simps who, to this day are still trying to find their OnlyFans...

Jake Poo: OK, but before i do this experiment, I have to thank our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDs~
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!

me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*

by Empress Kristi April 28, 2022

Uwuify Day

Novembew 4th

Da day whewe uu uwuify wowds

Rick: Hello.
Morty: Hewwo!
Rick: Dafuq you talking about?
Morty: You dumb bitch don't uu knuw that it is uwuify day?! UwU *kills Rick*

by Empress Kristi April 10, 2022