Empress Kristi's definitions

hentai

Despite being popular, hentai is probably the worst porn on the internet due to the fact that the cock and the pussy are pixelated, defeating the point of being a man and porn itself.

steve: Hey do you watch hentai?
alex: wtf no
steve: xd you a virgin or something? you don't watch hentai?! lol noob
alex: its bad. i'd rather yiff
steve. point taken

by Empress Kristi April 13, 2022

Reddit

heaven of memes and 95% of memes either come from here or are posted on here

"memes cured my depression" - a wise man on urban dictionary
"where do i get fresh memes?"
"reddit"
"WHAT DA FAK IS A SANIK~ i mean reddit"
"kys you have been living under a rock for the last 27 years"

by Empress Kristi May 12, 2022

Ching Chong pass

A pass given by Asians to non-Asians so that they can say the word without being considered a racist. Includes the ‘eye pull’ and can either be unlimited or limited time.

Non-Asian man: ching chong wing wong willy wonka

Asian man 1: proceeds to pull out slipper
Non-Asian man: put it down..
Asian man 2: put it down. He has the power of ching chong on his side. I gave him the ching chong pass.

by Empress Kristi October 6, 2022

KLM

1. Abbreviation for calm.
2. An airline in the Netherlands.

aye sorry mate I can’t go out tonite I have to go to Amsterdam tomorrow
aight klm
I’m not flying klm, I’m flying spit airlines

by Empress Kristi October 20, 2023

Uwuify Day

Novembew 4th

Da day whewe uu uwuify wowds

Rick: Hello.
Morty: Hewwo!
Rick: Dafuq you talking about?
Morty: You dumb bitch don't uu knuw that it is uwuify day?! UwU *kills Rick*

by Empress Kristi April 10, 2022

discord mod

a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers

Day in the life of a discord mod

5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed

meanwhile:

boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?

person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)

22 years later

Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420

How to get into a Discord Mod's Account

You can't.

by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022

discord

tinder but with underage girls

pedo: *receives 26 friend requests on discord*
girl 1: im 23 and~
pedo: no
girl2 : im 18 and~
pedo: kys
girl 3: im 14, and~
pedo: send nudes
girl: *send nudes*
pedo: nice pussy, face reveal
FBI: *reveals face*

pedo: ah shit, here we go again

by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022