Emperor Caesar Augustus's definitions

Guatemolian

A person with Guatemolian ancestry.

Julian Morales: Hey, you know I’m Guatemolian right?

by Emperor Caesar Augustus November 30, 2019

Despescito

When you forget how to spell Despacito.

I luv two lissen too despescito

by Emperor Caesar Augustus January 1, 2019

The Apes and The Monolith

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.

Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018