MCAS

Massachusetts Child Abuse System
(Oh god not really that's a joke)

Teacher: Alright kids, I hope you have some pencils, because we're gonna take MCAS!!!!1! It'll only take about 5 hours.
Students: *groan*

by EmogusalDamager March 01, 2023

Greater Venting Crewmate

An uncommon species that has been seen on the planet Polus, but has also been known to stow away on airships and hide in space stations and the Amogus Headquarters. Keeps its venting secret. Its main food source is the tears of dead Lesser Task-Doing Crewmates, not to be confused with Lesser Task-Faking Crewmates. It seems to pretend to be one of its food source, and then it seems to kill them when nobody is watching. Its weakness is lava, asphyxiation, G-force, and being found out to be the Imposter. Mating ritual: killing its mate before they can have children. Very inefficient.

I'm totally not a Greater Venting Crewmate!!!!

by EmogusalDamager November 22, 2022

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by EmogusalDamager November 30, 2022

Jalen

An egotistical sort of fellow who enjoys using people for his entertainment, it seems. Don't trust a Jalen.

Jalen: Hi (insert name here)
(insert name here): Aw fuck you man

by EmogusalDamager May 18, 2024

The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.

Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!

by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022

Hot Takes

An opinion (GASP! Sharing your opinion online!?!?!?) that isn't popular at all and, let's face it, will get you spammed by "JohnnyBillBingus2001," who will enjoy your suffering as he punishes you for sharing your opinion.

PokeFan3: Everyone's just choosing Pokémon Scarlet because of the lack of clothes on Professor Sada.
(Next Post)Bandai Namco needs to learn how to make good Digimon games.
GraphicNovelDude1997: L bozo + Ratio! Trash! L, I say! L! You are banned from my comic book store for these hot takes!
PokeFan3: You know it's true 🚬

by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022

Anime

Oni-chan, did you remember to annihilate the golden eggplant?

I watched a cringe anime.

by EmogusalDamager December 02, 2022