Definitions by Elvis with a Bra on His Head

Oregon beaver show 

1. A halftime performance by the Oregon State University band.

2. Particularly hairy pubes

Harry was treated to two Oregon beaver shows last Saturday: the band's and Hortense's.

Oregon beaver show by Elvis With a Bra on His Head December 30, 2010

sooner 

A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.

Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.

sooner by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

moon pie high 

A euphoria induced by the ingention of large amounts of sugar. From Moon Pie, a marshmallow-centered cookie made in Chattanooga.

Thomasina had a thoroughly bad day and could not wait to get home, kick off her shoes, and swallow several teaspoons of condensed milk. Moon pie high, here it comes!

moon pie high by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005