Elvis with a Bra on His Head's definitions

sooner

A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.

Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.

by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

moon pie high

A euphoria induced by the ingention of large amounts of sugar. From Moon Pie, a marshmallow-centered cookie made in Chattanooga.

Thomasina had a thoroughly bad day and could not wait to get home, kick off her shoes, and swallow several teaspoons of condensed milk. Moon pie high, here it comes!

by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

Oregon beaver show

1. A halftime performance by the Oregon State University band.

2. Particularly hairy pubes

Harry was treated to two Oregon beaver shows last Saturday: the band's and Hortense's.

by Elvis With a Bra on His Head December 30, 2010