Ellisniss MGP's definitions
A prepubescent boy who dreams of one day becoming a musician. He is worshiped by little girls who are feeling their vaginas tickle for the first time. He further advertises the "clean music" movement mainly sponsored by Disney with their music acts such as the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and every other actor that has ever had a show on the Disney Channel. The video for his song "One Time" depicts a party with no drinking, drugs, sex, or anything usually at parties. I suppose it's appropriate considering he's only 7, but 7-year-olds shouldn't be having parties in the first place unless they are sleepovers where their mom bakes cookies for them and their friends and they play boys vs. girls keepaway in the back yard after fighting over control of the TV. WAIT ANOTHER 20 YEARS AND THEN PRODUCE AN ALBUM!
Justin Bieber: "There's gonna be one less lonely girl!"
Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug. To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'
by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011
Get the Pet your dog nosemug. 1.) The one fool-proof way for humans to attract a member of the opposite sex.
2.) Orgasmic song by Pink Floyd.
2.) Orgasmic song by Pink Floyd.
1.) Guy: "I have money"
Girl: "I love you! Let's get married and have 20 kids!"
2.) Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're O.K.
Girl: "I love you! Let's get married and have 20 kids!"
2.) Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're O.K.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Moneymug. A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Ass cakemug. Small, blue, and furry character on a Disney movie made in 2002. His only purpose on Earth is to lure Lilo into his deathtrap and mutilate her by ripping apart her flesh and feasting upon her organs. Do not be persuaded by the cute family movie, that asshole is a killer.
Director: And in scene 14, Stitch climbs out the treehouse and finds Lilo where he proceeds to drive a knife through her chest.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Stitchmug. A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.
Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.
Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.
Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Genital Combustionmug. Dude, I listened to "Delirium Trigger" by Coheed and Cambria last night and... um... I won't go into detail... but it was awesome.
by Ellisniss MGP December 19, 2009
Get the Coheed and Cambriamug.