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The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.
My underwear is black with a single white stripe. My girl rips them off when she's being feisty and we stay up all night.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Underwear mug.A penis with a length of about 14-28 inches. Elephants are said to cause death to females on occasion due to intestinal bleeding or, in some cases, orgasms with intensity measurable on the Richter scale. Only a hundred Elephants have been found on Earth. One known Elephant belongs to Till Lindemann of Rammstein. The majority are said to exist somewhere in Africa.
Girl: My BF is about 6 inches, you?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Elephant mug.Small, white console by Nintendo to satisfy good, Christian families and their need to make everything all nice and friendly. Hosted such games as:
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Masturbation Attack 3
Lesbian Sex Party
Girls Gone Wild: The Game
Homosexual Satisfaction Treehouse of Orgies
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Masturbation Attack 3
Lesbian Sex Party
Girls Gone Wild: The Game
Homosexual Satisfaction Treehouse of Orgies
Mark: I just got a Wii yesterday! We're playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl right now!
Steve: Cool, man, have you bought Girls Gone Wild: The Game yet?
Mark: That exists?
Steve: If you believa hard enough, then yes, it does.
Steve: Cool, man, have you bought Girls Gone Wild: The Game yet?
Mark: That exists?
Steve: If you believa hard enough, then yes, it does.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Wii mug.A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Ass cake mug.Small, blue, and furry character on a Disney movie made in 2002. His only purpose on Earth is to lure Lilo into his deathtrap and mutilate her by ripping apart her flesh and feasting upon her organs. Do not be persuaded by the cute family movie, that asshole is a killer.
Director: And in scene 14, Stitch climbs out the treehouse and finds Lilo where he proceeds to drive a knife through her chest.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Stitch mug.Dude, I listened to "Delirium Trigger" by Coheed and Cambria last night and... um... I won't go into detail... but it was awesome.
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