A religious extremist group based in Topeka, Kansas lead by Fred Phelps. The church is made of mainly the Phelps family because nobody else is screwed up enough to join. Phelps's daughter, Shirley Phelps-Roper is the main spokesperson for the church, making appearances on talk shows, radio shows, and the news to be verbally abused by those with common sense. The main focus of the church is that God hates everything and everyone besides the members of the church. In their minds, God's wrath on humanity is the death of our sons and daughters in Iraq. The group is easily most famous for its frequent protests and rallies at military funerals and other funerals that they feel like showing up at. They hold up signs that display vulgar messages and images, trying to get our attention. It gets our attention, but not the kind they want. The Westboro Baptist Church has also been called the most hated family in America, which is appropriate.
The Westboro Baptist Church's main website is called "godhatesfags.com." Another site by them is "godhatesamerica.com." Wow.
by Ellisniss MGP December 30, 2009
Get the Westboro Baptist Churchmug. The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.
My underwear is black with a single white stripe. My girl rips them off when she's being feisty and we stay up all night.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Underwearmug. A penis with a length of about 14-28 inches. Elephants are said to cause death to females on occasion due to intestinal bleeding or, in some cases, orgasms with intensity measurable on the Richter scale. Only a hundred Elephants have been found on Earth. One known Elephant belongs to Till Lindemann of Rammstein. The majority are said to exist somewhere in Africa.
Girl: My BF is about 6 inches, you?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Elephantmug. The point during a drum session when either the drummer himself or herself or a fellow listener gets a double kick to the face that instantly explodes on the inside in a good kind of fuzzy way. Similar to a guitargasm.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Drumgasmmug. Dude, I listened to "Delirium Trigger" by Coheed and Cambria last night and... um... I won't go into detail... but it was awesome.
by Ellisniss MGP December 19, 2009
Get the Coheed and Cambriamug. A prepubescent boy who dreams of one day becoming a musician. He is worshiped by little girls who are feeling their vaginas tickle for the first time. He further advertises the "clean music" movement mainly sponsored by Disney with their music acts such as the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and every other actor that has ever had a show on the Disney Channel. The video for his song "One Time" depicts a party with no drinking, drugs, sex, or anything usually at parties. I suppose it's appropriate considering he's only 7, but 7-year-olds shouldn't be having parties in the first place unless they are sleepovers where their mom bakes cookies for them and their friends and they play boys vs. girls keepaway in the back yard after fighting over control of the TV. WAIT ANOTHER 20 YEARS AND THEN PRODUCE AN ALBUM!
Justin Bieber: "There's gonna be one less lonely girl!"
Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Justin Biebermug. A mystical instrument forged in the fires of hell to bring about guitargasms to the poor people of the planet Earth. Twas written in the stones that only those that are worthy shall wield this mighty maiden of justice. Such people are James Hetfield, Claudio Sanchez, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Ellisniss MGP. The Gibson Explorer's true power may be unleashed when set in the middle of a ten-foot diameter pentagram drawn with the blood of your helpless victims (that listen to country music). You must then perform a satanic ritual to call upon the great god Cthulu and use his magic to give your axe powers granting you the ability to command your army of winged breast dragons to take over the world one city at a time until you are supreme ultra lord of this pitiful planet. However, such power can not be summoned by any mortal. This person must be a guitar GOD.
The Gibson Explorer helped me conquer and enslave the Martians. I then proceeded to extinguish their race. That is why we can't find them.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Gibson Explorermug.