Ellisniss MGP's definitions

Money

1.) The one fool-proof way for humans to attract a member of the opposite sex.

2.) Orgasmic song by Pink Floyd.

1.) Guy: "I have money"
Girl: "I love you! Let's get married and have 20 kids!"

2.) Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're O.K.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Wii

Small, white console by Nintendo to satisfy good, Christian families and their need to make everything all nice and friendly. Hosted such games as:

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Masturbation Attack 3
Lesbian Sex Party

Girls Gone Wild: The Game
Homosexual Satisfaction Treehouse of Orgies

Mark: I just got a Wii yesterday! We're playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl right now!
Steve: Cool, man, have you bought Girls Gone Wild: The Game yet?
Mark: That exists?
Steve: If you believa hard enough, then yes, it does.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Justin Bieber

A prepubescent boy who dreams of one day becoming a musician. He is worshiped by little girls who are feeling their vaginas tickle for the first time. He further advertises the "clean music" movement mainly sponsored by Disney with their music acts such as the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and every other actor that has ever had a show on the Disney Channel. The video for his song "One Time" depicts a party with no drinking, drugs, sex, or anything usually at parties. I suppose it's appropriate considering he's only 7, but 7-year-olds shouldn't be having parties in the first place unless they are sleepovers where their mom bakes cookies for them and their friends and they play boys vs. girls keepaway in the back yard after fighting over control of the TV. WAIT ANOTHER 20 YEARS AND THEN PRODUCE AN ALBUM!

Justin Bieber: "There's gonna be one less lonely girl!"

Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Drumgasm

The point during a drum session when either the drummer himself or herself or a fellow listener gets a double kick to the face that instantly explodes on the inside in a good kind of fuzzy way. Similar to a guitargasm.

I got a drumgasm from Neil Peart and I've never heard one Rush song! How is this possible?!

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Coheed and Cambria

The only proven cure for Erectile Dysfunction

Dude, I listened to "Delirium Trigger" by Coheed and Cambria last night and... um... I won't go into detail... but it was awesome.

by Ellisniss MGP December 19, 2009

Stitch

Small, blue, and furry character on a Disney movie made in 2002. His only purpose on Earth is to lure Lilo into his deathtrap and mutilate her by ripping apart her flesh and feasting upon her organs. Do not be persuaded by the cute family movie, that asshole is a killer.

Director: And in scene 14, Stitch climbs out the treehouse and finds Lilo where he proceeds to drive a knife through her chest.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010