A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Ass cake mug.To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'
by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011
Get the Pet your dog nose mug.Dude, I listened to "Delirium Trigger" by Coheed and Cambria last night and... um... I won't go into detail... but it was awesome.
by Ellisniss MGP December 19, 2009
Get the Coheed and Cambria mug.The point during a drum session when either the drummer himself or herself or a fellow listener gets a double kick to the face that instantly explodes on the inside in a good kind of fuzzy way. Similar to a guitargasm.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Drumgasm mug.A mystical instrument forged in the fires of hell to bring about guitargasms to the poor people of the planet Earth. Twas written in the stones that only those that are worthy shall wield this mighty maiden of justice. Such people are James Hetfield, Claudio Sanchez, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Ellisniss MGP. The Gibson Explorer's true power may be unleashed when set in the middle of a ten-foot diameter pentagram drawn with the blood of your helpless victims (that listen to country music). You must then perform a satanic ritual to call upon the great god Cthulu and use his magic to give your axe powers granting you the ability to command your army of winged breast dragons to take over the world one city at a time until you are supreme ultra lord of this pitiful planet. However, such power can not be summoned by any mortal. This person must be a guitar GOD.
The Gibson Explorer helped me conquer and enslave the Martians. I then proceeded to extinguish their race. That is why we can't find them.
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Get the Lamp mug.When one experiences intense sexual pleasure from hearing intense riffage or soloage from a guitar god. Similar to a drumgasm.
I listened to Symphony of Destruction last night, and as soon as the solo came in I experienced an earth shattering guitargasm.
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