Ellisniss MGP's definitions

Pet your dog nose

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'

"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple

by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011

Money

1.) The one fool-proof way for humans to attract a member of the opposite sex.

2.) Orgasmic song by Pink Floyd.

1.) Guy: "I have money"
Girl: "I love you! Let's get married and have 20 kids!"

2.) Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're O.K.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Coheed and Cambria

The only proven cure for Erectile Dysfunction

Dude, I listened to "Delirium Trigger" by Coheed and Cambria last night and... um... I won't go into detail... but it was awesome.

by Ellisniss MGP December 19, 2009

Lamp

Synonym for "sex."

Jackie and I had some hot, sweet lamp last night.

by Ellisniss MGP December 19, 2009

Horse

The subject of various German Shiza Films with slutty teenagers that need money to support her three illegitimate children

Bjorik: I watched a horse on teh interwebz last night
Yuribonstrovavich: Oh yea? Like a horse race?
Bjorik: ...not exactly.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Guitargasm

When one experiences intense sexual pleasure from hearing intense riffage or soloage from a guitar god. Similar to a drumgasm.

I listened to Symphony of Destruction last night, and as soon as the solo came in I experienced an earth shattering guitargasm.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Drumgasm

The point during a drum session when either the drummer himself or herself or a fellow listener gets a double kick to the face that instantly explodes on the inside in a good kind of fuzzy way. Similar to a guitargasm.

I got a drumgasm from Neil Peart and I've never heard one Rush song! How is this possible?!

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010