Elephant

A penis with a length of about 14-28 inches. Elephants are said to cause death to females on occasion due to intestinal bleeding or, in some cases, orgasms with intensity measurable on the Richter scale. Only a hundred Elephants have been found on Earth. One known Elephant belongs to Till Lindemann of Rammstein. The majority are said to exist somewhere in Africa.

Girl: My BF is about 6 inches, you?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Westboro Baptist Church

A religious extremist group based in Topeka, Kansas lead by Fred Phelps. The church is made of mainly the Phelps family because nobody else is screwed up enough to join. Phelps's daughter, Shirley Phelps-Roper is the main spokesperson for the church, making appearances on talk shows, radio shows, and the news to be verbally abused by those with common sense. The main focus of the church is that God hates everything and everyone besides the members of the church. In their minds, God's wrath on humanity is the death of our sons and daughters in Iraq. The group is easily most famous for its frequent protests and rallies at military funerals and other funerals that they feel like showing up at. They hold up signs that display vulgar messages and images, trying to get our attention. It gets our attention, but not the kind they want. The Westboro Baptist Church has also been called the most hated family in America, which is appropriate.

The Westboro Baptist Church's main website is called "godhatesfags.com." Another site by them is "godhatesamerica.com." Wow.

by Ellisniss MGP December 30, 2009

Underwear

The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.

My underwear is black with a single white stripe. My girl rips them off when she's being feisty and we stay up all night.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Justin Bieber

A prepubescent boy who dreams of one day becoming a musician. He is worshiped by little girls who are feeling their vaginas tickle for the first time. He further advertises the "clean music" movement mainly sponsored by Disney with their music acts such as the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and every other actor that has ever had a show on the Disney Channel. The video for his song "One Time" depicts a party with no drinking, drugs, sex, or anything usually at parties. I suppose it's appropriate considering he's only 7, but 7-year-olds shouldn't be having parties in the first place unless they are sleepovers where their mom bakes cookies for them and their friends and they play boys vs. girls keepaway in the back yard after fighting over control of the TV. WAIT ANOTHER 20 YEARS AND THEN PRODUCE AN ALBUM!

Justin Bieber: "There's gonna be one less lonely girl!"

Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Money

1.) The one fool-proof way for humans to attract a member of the opposite sex.

2.) Orgasmic song by Pink Floyd.

1.) Guy: "I have money"
Girl: "I love you! Let's get married and have 20 kids!"

2.) Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're O.K.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Wii

Small, white console by Nintendo to satisfy good, Christian families and their need to make everything all nice and friendly. Hosted such games as:

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Masturbation Attack 3
Lesbian Sex Party

Girls Gone Wild: The Game
Homosexual Satisfaction Treehouse of Orgies

Mark: I just got a Wii yesterday! We're playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl right now!
Steve: Cool, man, have you bought Girls Gone Wild: The Game yet?
Mark: That exists?
Steve: If you believa hard enough, then yes, it does.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Supertramp

Progressive rock band from the 1970s. Famous for songs such as "Goodbye Stranger," "The Logical Song," "Breakfast In America," "Take The Long Way Home," "It's Raining Again," , and "Bloody Well Right." However, their better songs were those that were not as popular, such as "Fools Overture," "Another Man's Woman," "A Soapbox Opera," and "Don't Leave Me Now." The main songwriters of Supertramp were Rick Davies (Keyboards) and Roger Hodgson (Keyboards, Guitar). They had one of the most orgasmic sax players of all time, John Helliwell. If you do not yet know of Supertramp, go listen to them NOW.

Roger Hodgson is usually thought of as the reason for Supertramp's success, but Rick Davies was just as good of a songwriter and even better pianist, writing such songs as "Goodbye Stranger," "Bloody Well Right," and "Another Man's Woman."

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010