Definitions by Elliot Offen Jr

Retiraversary

Anniversary of the date one retires from working. Particularly, those who have retired before 35 as a result of achieving financial freedom from investing in stocks/crypto.

I'm looking up activities to celebrate my upcoming Retiraversary while everyone else is working 9-5 (or worse) at a job they hate to buy things they don't need.

Retiraversary by Elliot Offen Jr February 29, 2020

Retiraversary

Anniversary of the date one retires. Usually applies to those who retire early as a result of achieving financial independence. An annual celebration of ending the cycle of working a job you hate to buy things you don't need to please people you don't like.

I'm looking up somewhere to go out to celebrate my Retiraversary this year.

Retiraversary by Elliot Offen Jr February 29, 2020

Hobo Wake Up Call 

To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.

"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"

Hobo Wake Up Call by Elliot Offen Jr March 7, 2017