coptang

An outdoor deposit of dog faeces which has been left to mature untouched, long enough for it to turn white. Rumoured to possess magical qualities.

Dude, come quick, I found a coptang behind the shed! Let's pray to it!

by Elliot Hope March 05, 2008

garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.

I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.

by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010