Elk e summer's definitions

Doucheoisie

A combination of a douche bag and a bourgeoisie.

Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.

by Elk e summer March 5, 2011

Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011