Definitions by Elijah Knightly

Go up on

To perform oral sex on someone so much taller than you that you have to go up (i.e. on your tippy toes) instead of down (i.e. on your knees).

I may be short, I may have to go up on my girlfriend, but I'm not cute!

Go up on by Elijah Knightly July 24, 2026

woke 

The (false) belief, rooted in socialism and by extension gnosticism, that the state of nature is absolute equality and fairness, and that every disparity between any persons or groups is invariably the result of some oppression or exploitation, and thus the only way to restore the state of nature is to dismantle every element of culture and civilization imaginable, presumably to be replaced with some form of socialism.

There's no pleasing them.They literally hate everything. They're woke.

woke by Elijah Knightly December 7, 2023