Electric Lettuce

Wrestler: Electric Lettuce
Real Name: William Edward Kennedy
Birthday: July 24th, 1989
Homestate: New Jersey
Marital Status: Taken
Height & Weight: 5'11" - 188 lbs
Trained by: Jon-Bo
Debut: March 2003
Previous Gimmicks: Blizzard
Finishing Move: Lettuce Driver, and The Crunchy Salad
Favorite Moves: Salad Shooter,
Running Spear, Fist drop, anything that kills and/or dominates-maims.
Notable Feuds: Nutsack Hemorrhage, and Randy Marsh
Notable Alliances: Dan Hibiki, Nutsack Hemorrhage, Butt Savage, Triple H, HBK, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and Nightwolf.
Titles Held: All Except Lightheavyweight, Tag Titles, Big Money, Million Dollar, and Womens.
Quotes: "I like my salad how I like my concrete", and "I Own You"

The Electric Lettuce just dominated THE YETAAY!! with The Crunchy salad.

by Electric Lettuce July 22, 2006

wing ass

A savage fart smelling of bad blue cheese after a night of eating wings.

after having a night at Bazookas my friend had some devastating "wing ass"

by Electric Lettuce July 20, 2006