Definitions by Eldon John

Canadian Thanksgiving

When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.

Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”

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To freeze ones semen in an ice cube tray, and serve it as ice cubes with cold Vodka.

“I typically chew gum after I have a couple of Whale Blubbers”

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