69

Such an innocent number! Why do people think it is dirty?

Teacher: What comes after 68 dear?
Kid: 69!
Teacher: correct!

by Elbert Ainstein October 10, 2014

fap

Fabulous and pretty of course!

Person 1: Wow that girl is so fap!
Person 2: I know right?

by Elbert Ainstein September 08, 2014