Thoomsday

Technically a holiday comprising of 2 days, those being August 2nd and 3rd, it is a day of celebration amongst the men of my group chat
Elan: When we hanging out?
Hector: Thoomsday
Elan: *Makes definition of Thoomsday*
Hector: Did you really do all of this for a meme?
Elan: You can bet your fucking ass I did
by Elan Throbber July 29, 2024
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Group Greekage

When a large group of Ancient Greek soldiers (sometimes related) have an incredibly massive gay orgy during funeral games
Antaeus- “I can’t believe General Marnes is dead”
Phileas- “I know, right? Now get everyone together for a Group Greekage and we’ll all have some dope gay sex”
by Elan Throbber June 07, 2022
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Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.
Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025
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