Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
A manaste woman (ma-nasty wo-man) is a social change driven, yoga inspired person, capable of performing the "Downward Dog" and the "Up Yours!".
Reports indicate that there is a large group of manaste woman gathered at City Hall, peacefully protesting the proposed ordinance outlawing the public wearing of capris, leggings, and yoga pants.
by ElCommissioner January 01, 2018
The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
When he saw the woman jam five crackers with the new chocolate hummus in her mouth at the Napa Trader Joe's - at the same time- Thomas remarked audibly, "Oy Meysmir".
by ElCommissioner January 05, 2021
A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022
A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.
The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.
by ElCommissioner October 02, 2017
Another word for "incredibly fucking stupid".
"I really didn't mean you should jam your hand into the garbage disposal to cure the arthritis in your fingers. I was being sarcastic."
by ElCommissioner April 24, 2020