Definitions by ElCommissioner
Gretschcentric
Gretschcentric by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
Long Story Short
A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.
Long Story Short by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
scamdrel
A low life criminal entrepreneur who targets people to run his treacherous business practices upon. Different than a scammer, who is more akin to a fisherman casting a huge net, a scamdrel uses a big hook, and chooses his prey based upon value and vulnerability. His prize - their money; either directly or by selling faulty or flawed goods.
My neighbor, a lonely spinster, was victimized by a dirty rotten scamdrel, who wooed her to get at her bank account.
scamdrel by ElCommissioner July 23, 2018
Sleazident
A sleazident is a person who holds the position at the helm of an organization, club, frat house, or Country. This person has disturbingly low moral character, poor manners, and a tendency to shock and offend the members of his organization.
"Did you hear what happened with the Sleazident today? The news came out about another tape of him grabbing a woman inappropriately, and later bragging about it. Then he paid her to keep quiet about it. Then he denied ever knowing her. When she played the tape of the incident, he denied it was him!"
Sleazident by ElCommissioner July 23, 2018
deepmarketing
The practice of deception, bolstering, exaggerating, bait and switching, etc., using modern technology, all done to sell a product is know as deepmarketing. Promoting a scam; fake products or pricing. Also, deepmarket, deepmarketed, etc.
I was looking for a new amp for my guitar, when I came across a website that had just what I was looking for, at a price that was WAY lower than I had ever seen. It showed photos from the manufacturer and everything. I am sure it was just deepmarketing, total scam.
deepmarketing by ElCommissioner July 3, 2018
incogreado
Incogreado is the practice of reading social media, for the purposes of gathering information about those posting, but not posting or participating yourself. Essentially a modern form of reading over another person's shoulder, incogreado is an invisible, anonymous, and passive form of participation.
incogreado by ElCommissioner June 9, 2018
oppo-plot
When things turn out very differently than anybody could have foreseen, the event featured an oppo-plot. When life throws you a major curveball, you experience an oppo-plot. When the forces of Nature turn to reveal that things are just not as they seem, you live through an oppo-plot.
I filed my tax return, fully expecting to be thrown in jail for tax evasion. Then I received a letter from the IRS, they reviewed and adjusted my return, and ...talk about your oppo-plot...got a check for $1,355!
oppo-plot by ElCommissioner June 7, 2018