ElCommissioner 's definitions
A sleazident is a person who holds the position at the helm of an organization, club, frat house, or Country. This person has disturbingly low moral character, poor manners, and a tendency to shock and offend the members of his organization.
"Did you hear what happened with the Sleazident today? The news came out about another tape of him grabbing a woman inappropriately, and later bragging about it. Then he paid her to keep quiet about it. Then he denied ever knowing her. When she played the tape of the incident, he denied it was him!"
by ElCommissioner July 23, 2018
Get the Sleazidentmug. Your ESP is the person you love, choose to spend time with, share all thoughts and feelings with , and occasionally even finish the sentences of. There is a certain amount of ESP (extra sensory perception) to all truly meaningful relationships. Your ESP is invaluable as you navigate life.
I am attending the show with my ESP (exceedingly significant partner) . She said "Yes" before I even asked her to go with me.
by ElCommissioner December 3, 2019
Get the ESP (exceedingly significant partner)mug. Explanation is abbreviated in a fun and Ricky Ricardo way to " 'splain' ". Explain and explained ( 'splained) can also fit the form.
by ElCommissioner March 18, 2021
Get the 'splain'mug. The Sonoma Valley, in northern California, is sometimes called the Valley of the Moon. This is derived from its slightly crescent shape. Because the valley is home to a very lively music scene, the area is also cleverly called the Valley of the Tunes.
by ElCommissioner June 22, 2022
Get the Valley of the Tunesmug. A frackquake is a small earthquake created by fracking, the heinous practice of injecting liquid at high pressure to extract oil or gas. Frackquakes are usually small and oftentimes not even felt.
Woken up early in the morning, the man said to his wife,
"Did you feel that?"
"Probably just another frackquake. Go back to sleep," she responded.
"Did you feel that?"
"Probably just another frackquake. Go back to sleep," she responded.
by ElCommissioner October 15, 2018
Get the frackquakemug. A fauxpiphany is a sudden and surprising realization into the meaning of something, only to realize moments later that, alas, you were all wrong. Term coined by the great Lauren Brenner.
"Like a flash, it came to me why Pedro is always acting in that loud and unpredictable way...he is a genius savant!
But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."
But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."
by ElCommissioner June 13, 2019
Get the fauxpiphanymug. A highpinion is a point of view, a way of understanding or explaining things; an opinion... inspired, born and colored by a dose of marijuana.
It was the couple's highpinion that the double stuffed Oreos were superior to the regular version of the popular cookie.
by ElCommissioner March 25, 2019
Get the highpinionmug.