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When things turn out very differently than anybody could have foreseen, the event featured an oppo-plot. When life throws you a major curveball, you experience an oppo-plot. When the forces of Nature turn to reveal that things are just not as they seem, you live through an oppo-plot.
I filed my tax return, fully expecting to be thrown in jail for tax evasion. Then I received a letter from the IRS, they reviewed and adjusted my return, and ...talk about your oppo-plot...got a check for $1,355!
by ElCommissioner June 7, 2018
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I went down to City Hall to get a permit for the Cement Day Festival, but the damned Bolshoi President wanted me to check the box and donate to the friggin' Duck Pond fund.
by ElCommissioner March 26, 2017
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