ElCommissioner 's definitions
A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.
by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020
Get the microgambiamug. by ElCommissioner May 2, 2022
Get the Lolomug. A member of a political party who blindly supports a member of that same political party, despite clear and overwhelming evidence that said politician is simply wrong for the job.
Did you see the result of that latest poll about our elected buffoon?
Dude, yes... those Reblindicans just can't see that their guy is a stinkin' idiot.
Dude, yes... those Reblindicans just can't see that their guy is a stinkin' idiot.
by ElCommissioner February 10, 2017
Get the Reblindicanmug. A platetitude is a remark made by a server or diner of a fine restaurant, or a food critic of same, that sounds wonderfully praiseful but actually holds no substance. "The Sole Dore was devine." Ok, so you liked it. Tell me more so I can decide if I might like it. "The new taqueria rocks!" Hmmm. Again, you liked it, but what about it did you like?
His review was filled with the usual buzzwords and platetitudes about the typical restaurant experience, but little information about the actual encounter.
by ElCommissioner December 1, 2018
Get the platetitudemug. A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!
"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.
by ElCommissioner October 4, 2019
Get the fuckingoodacanamug. When your elderly mom or dad hands you a list of some chores or light maintenance work to do around around their house, it is a collection of "sonny do's".
by ElCommissioner February 23, 2022
Get the Sonny do'smug. After a natural calamity, mysterious disaster, death in the family, or really bad restaurant meal, the leaders of the effected people swoop into villaging mode, to comfort and support one another. Because, as we all know, it takes a village to bring about healing and repair.
(credit to Scott Redston)
(credit to Scott Redston)
The family matriarch spent the morning villaging after receiving some really bad news about the neighborhood.
by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
Get the villagingmug.