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Definitions by ElBorracho

behooves 

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.
Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.
behooves by ElBorracho February 23, 2005
A homosexual man.

Origin: Mexican slang. One of the less offensive ways of calling someone gay (as opposed to, say, 'maricon'). Mexicans see the puma as the most affeminate of the big cats.
Eres pumita (you are a little puma).

Billy wore the Puma track suit to the restaurant, but was baffled by the laughter of the hispanic cooks.
puma by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

mariposita 

An affeminate or gay man.

Mexican slang, literally "little butterfly". If you don't believe this definition go to south central LA and shout it at every hombre you see.
Eres mi mariposita (You are my little faggot)
mariposita by ElBorracho February 23, 2005