Monterey Effect

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.

Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.

by El Sadado December 30, 2007

rookie card

An attractive young girl who has not yet reached the age of consent or majority.

"That girl at the ice cream stand is a total rookie card."

by El Sadado May 16, 2007

felony Twister

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.

D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.

by El Sadado August 27, 2009

slutcase

The paraphanelia carried in a nondescript suitcase by hard-working adult entertainers.

When she checked her slutcase, the Department of Homeland Security congratulated her on the fine selection of dildo's, butt plugs and lube.

by El Sadado October 29, 2007