El Sadado's definitions

Parendectomy

The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.

That toothless crack-ho came to her trial high on meth. Her case was a total Parendectomy.

by El Sadado July 17, 2006

land-a-tee

A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.

That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?

by El Sadado December 30, 2007

felony Twister

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.

D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.

by El Sadado August 27, 2009

slutcase

The paraphanelia carried in a nondescript suitcase by hard-working adult entertainers.

When she checked her slutcase, the Department of Homeland Security congratulated her on the fine selection of dildo's, butt plugs and lube.

by El Sadado October 29, 2007