Skip to main content

Definitions by El Penguino

Almtistic 

Someone so autistic that it’s offensive to autistic people to have the same label
What is it with discord admins and being so almtistic
Almtistic by El penguino August 31, 2021

Piss orb 

Piss orb by El penguino June 23, 2021
Property of PenguinMan320
Alamo is by far my worst slave
Alamo by El penguino June 17, 2021

AKurbyBurby 

Stop watching creeper hentia, your such an AKurbyBurby.
AKurbyBurby by El penguino June 5, 2021
A sexual act wherein a male withdraws his penis from his sexual partner shortly before ejaculation; after showering his partner or himself with his semen, he then proceeds to arrange the ejaculate into a pattern like that of a young emperor penguin. Variations of the penguin include the king penguin, in which the semen is mixed with urine to produce the yellow markings of the act's namesake, and the macaroni penguin, in which the semen is mixed with uncooked pasta.
"I got this girl's number at the club last night, and I intend to perform a hot penguin on her later this week."

"I just gave myself a penguin."
Penguin by El Penguino April 12, 2010