Definitions by El Negro

schlongmont 

deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.

A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.

schlongmont by El Negro September 11, 2004

knuckle game

term used to describe ones fighting prowess.

even at twelve years old, my knuckle game was on point.

knuckle game by El Negro September 11, 2004

bone check 

term used in the stabbing of another.

upon seeing person B, person A screams, "bone check" foo!. and proceeds to stab him, once, twice, or thirty times

bone check by El Negro September 11, 2004

PJOS 

Post Jerk-Off Serenity

Man, I JO'ed earlier and I have such PJOS now that I can barely stay awake.

PJOS by El Negro June 26, 2003