Definitions by El Jefé

Shittalkers

A group of neighborhood assholes who talk shit on a private facebook page because they hate all their neighborhood cohorts.

Don’t mess with the shittalkers. They will roast your ass on their page.

Shittalkers by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Crystal 

A tiny, badass, former marine and feisty woman, who you always want by your side. Because as an enemy you would have to guard your balls every waking minute of every day!

Don’t mess with Crystal. She will rip your nuts off with her bare hands!

Crystal by El Jefé March 24, 2019

gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.

Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!

gnome’s beard by El Jefé March 22, 2019