El Jefé's definitions

Crystal

A tiny, badass, former marine and feisty woman, who you always want by your side. Because as an enemy you would have to guard your balls every waking minute of every day!

Don’t mess with Crystal. She will rip your nuts off with her bare hands!

by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Shittalkers

A group of neighborhood assholes who talk shit on a private facebook page because they hate all their neighborhood cohorts.

Don’t mess with the shittalkers. They will roast your ass on their page.

by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Brian

A dude with small-man syndrome who lashes out at woman because his wife beats him.

Dude what is Brian’s problem?
Forget that dude, his wife hits him so he hates all women.

by El Jefé March 24, 2019