gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.

Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!

by El Jefé March 23, 2019

Cuntina

A “Hand that Rocks the Cradle” type that leaches on to husbands to justify her moonlighting as an “escort”!

Wife: Why is Cuntina so buddy buddy with Brian?

Oh she knows him from her other life.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

Bridget

An awesome woman. A sister you never knew you had. Someone who will be there regardless of how much you fight and how many times you disagree.

Why would you say that to Bridget?
She’s my second fam y’all!

by El Jefé March 25, 2019