El Gid's definitions

Jokewad

Like a fuckwad, but goofier

That dickjead is a real fuckwad, and his goofy-ass friend is a jokewad

by El Gid March 11, 2020

Dumpsterfuck

The bastard child of a clusterfuck and a Dumpster Fire

This situation at work is like a combination of a clusterfuck and a Dumpster Fire. Its a Dumpsterfuck.

by El Gid June 1, 2018

Dog Seat

The aisle seat on the last row of an airplane, right in front of the bathrooms. If you are in the dog seat, when people line up to use the restroom, their butts are right at your nose level and you have to sniff them. Like a dog sniffing other dogs’ butts. Thus, the “dog seat.”

My trip to Denver was awful. I had the dog seat for both flights.

by El Gid April 24, 2018