El Diablo2's definitions

hardcore gamer

Fucktard who spends way too much time playing shitty FPS games and way too little time having sex.

<hardcore gamer> Medal of Honor 54 is the greatest thing since sex! At least I assume so, not having tried sex yet!

by El Diablo2 December 25, 2007

decaf

Coffee without coffee

"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"

by El Diablo2 December 25, 2007