El Chueko's definitions

ahind

When something is ahead of something but behind something.

The basket is on the other side of the chair that is in front of you. It's ahind the chair.

by El Chueko December 13, 2014

Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.

I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014

Ninjatard

When someone thinks they are a lot sneakier than they actually are.

He was trying to be all quiet and sneak back into bed with his girl, then he knocked over the whole table by her bed like a straight ninjatard.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014

lesbinoid

A homophobic lesbian with super paranoia of being discovered. Or A chick who is super butch and very openly lesbian but always freaking out on somebody for possibly implying that she is a lesbian.

My boss is always looking at my girlfriend, and when I catch her she gets all nervous and says something about the weather. I think she is majorly lesbinoid.

by El Chueko October 26, 2014