Ekul 's definitions

Thrunge

Thrunge : the act of repeated insertion of any given object into any given bodily orifice, where the object being inserted is considerably larger than the orifice itself.

Origin : created and defined by musicians in Vienna.

Usually used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut up, or I'll thrunge your anus with my Land-Rover"
2. "Stop being so ugly, or I'll thrunge your nostril with a baseball bat"

Also used as a definition for a sexual fetish, (although such use is rare) ie:
1. "I feel like thrunging my urethra with Michelangelo's David"

by ekul June 10, 2004

Pork Pie

A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.

1. 'She looked young, but when we got down to business she surprised me with her Pork Pie'.

2. 'The crust on her Pork Pie was so thick that I needed sandpaper to wipe it off, and then there was enough jelly to fill three tins of dog food... then, to top it off, when we finally got down to it, she was so saggy that the effect was akin to throwing a sausage down a hallway'.

by ekul November 2, 2005

Slunce

Slunce : profoundly bad diarrhoea. Usually reminiscent of a waterfall and/or volcanic explosion.

Causes : very hot curry, polluted water, etc.

Treatment : much wiping usually required. Advisable to drink lots of water.

1. "I ate a vindaloo last night, and filled the bog with slunce this morning."

Can also be used as an insult, ie:
1. "Your face is about as attractive as a bucket of slunce."
2. "This food tastes/looks like slunce."
3. "Your essay is utter slunce."

by ekul May 26, 2004