Zubys

Zubys : (pronounced as if it were spelled "zubbies") breasts, boobies, titties, etc. Can be used to talk of female breasts as well as the less common appearance of breasts on fat, greasy males, better known as "man-boobs".

Origin : Eastern European street name, re-defined by touring musicians.

1. "Goodness, what large Zubys that girl has."
2. "That chap ought to stop guzzling donner kebabs, otherwise he'll grow a ripe set of Zubys."

by ekul June 10, 2004

Brolly-whopping

Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.

The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.

Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.

1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."

Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."

by ekul May 26, 2004

Slunce

Slunce : profoundly bad diarrhoea. Usually reminiscent of a waterfall and/or volcanic explosion.

Causes : very hot curry, polluted water, etc.

Treatment : much wiping usually required. Advisable to drink lots of water.

1. "I ate a vindaloo last night, and filled the bog with slunce this morning."

Can also be used as an insult, ie:
1. "Your face is about as attractive as a bucket of slunce."
2. "This food tastes/looks like slunce."
3. "Your essay is utter slunce."

by ekul May 26, 2004