Definitions by Ekul
Slunce
Slunce : profoundly bad diarrhoea. Usually reminiscent of a waterfall and/or volcanic explosion.
Causes : very hot curry, polluted water, etc.
Treatment : much wiping usually required. Advisable to drink lots of water.
Causes : very hot curry, polluted water, etc.
Treatment : much wiping usually required. Advisable to drink lots of water.
1. "I ate a vindaloo last night, and filled the bog with slunce this morning."
Can also be used as an insult, ie:
1. "Your face is about as attractive as a bucket of slunce."
2. "This food tastes/looks like slunce."
3. "Your essay is utter slunce."
Can also be used as an insult, ie:
1. "Your face is about as attractive as a bucket of slunce."
2. "This food tastes/looks like slunce."
3. "Your essay is utter slunce."
Brolly-whopping
Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.
The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.
Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.
The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.
Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.
1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."
Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."
Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."
Brolly-whopping by ekul May 26, 2004
Croach
Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.
Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".
Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".