Brolly-whopping

Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.

The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.

Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.

1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."

Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."

by ekul May 26, 2004

Croach

Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".

1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"

by ekul May 25, 2004

Thrunge

Thrunge : the act of repeated insertion of any given object into any given bodily orifice, where the object being inserted is considerably larger than the orifice itself.

Origin : created and defined by musicians in Vienna.

Usually used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut up, or I'll thrunge your anus with my Land-Rover"
2. "Stop being so ugly, or I'll thrunge your nostril with a baseball bat"

Also used as a definition for a sexual fetish, (although such use is rare) ie:
1. "I feel like thrunging my urethra with Michelangelo's David"

by ekul June 10, 2004