Definitions by Ehansen The Third

Lambon 

A reactionary insult created by, and used exclusively by (a) gammon(s) in the Wakefield area of Yorkshire, UK to battle against the insult: gammon.

Oooooh here come the constantly offended lambons.

Lambon by Ehansen The Third December 17, 2018

Banter 

A term now applied to what was previously known as "Conversation" (if explicitly referred to at all) by a generation whose aspirations have been systematically lowered (due to endless hours of social networking and reality TV) to the point that events which occur naturally, everyday, everywhere are now praised and honoured as achievements.

"And then I put the pen back where I got it from"

"Lol BANTER"

*high five*

Banter by Ehansen The Third January 4, 2012