Ryan

A boy whom one time ate a bagel. They will usually keep this fact as a statement amongst social media.

‘Hey, there’s Ryan.’
‘Yeah. I heard they ate a bagel.’
‘Shut up you twat.’

by Eggberts-and-toast October 06, 2019

Strawster

Noun/
Someone who lacks so much personality that they are considered ‘thin minded’ and thus a ‘strawster’.

‘Hey, have you been talking to Dave recently?’
‘Nah. I can’t be bothered. He comes off as a strawster to me.’

by Eggberts-and-toast October 07, 2019