Definitions by Edward scissor hands

Handies 

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs

Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack

Handies by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021

Sideways scissor 

When a lady lays on her back and a man goes side ways and you scissor sexually. Typically for a right handed man he will lay on his right side. So his rowdy hand is available. With his right leg on the bed with her right leg over the top of his right leg. His left leg will go between her legs on her stomach. Her left leg will go over his waist Then he thrusts and says take it sideways scissor girl.

Man I did her sideways scissor last night and I am exhausted.

Sideways scissor by Edward scissor hands February 11, 2021

Horse Velcher 

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.

Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

Horse Velcher by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003