Edgar Christianson's definitions

Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.

I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.

by Edgar Christianson February 2, 2017

The Devil's Mist

When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.

"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"

"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."

"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"

by Edgar Christianson May 19, 2023