Definitions by Eddie Monahan

FLARMS 

The fat and jiggly arms of an obese person when wearing a tank top, tank dress, or sleeve-less shirt.

The fat lady flailed her FLARMS when her team scored a touchdown.

FLARMS by Eddie Monahan May 31, 2007

salami arms 

The arms of a fair skinned freckled peron that have gotten too much sun, or sunburn, causing them to resemble a salami.

Looks like Paddy's got salami arms. He'd better get out of the sun and put on some aloe.

salami arms by Eddie Monahan May 23, 2007