2 definitions by Ed Huntet

marker queen

A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor

Did you hear about Alison? She had to go to the ER last night because she's a marker queen.

by Ed Huntet April 3, 2019

Indiana Missionary Position

When two people have sex laying on their sides and facing each other. Named so because Indiana residences tend to have their electrical outlets sideways as opposed to the standard vertical alignment found elsewhere.

James: Hey man, how did your date go?

Jimmie: Pretty well, we ended up doing the Indiana Missionary Position back at her place since she’s a Hoosier.

by Ed Huntet February 12, 2022