Definitions by Ed Bodine

autotroll 

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.

Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.

autotroll by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011

hellabyte 

A hella big amount of computer data.

Poindexter: Hey how large is the new mod file for the cheat pack for World of Warcraft XXXVII?
Milhouse: It's a hellabyte, yo!
Poindexter: Quit talking like that.

hellabyte by Ed Bodine June 16, 2009

Forwaholic 

Someone who sees fit to forward you every stupid joke, falsified political quote or conspiracy, emotional cheeseball powerpoint show, extremely important safety alert, and annoying chain letter that they receive, thinking that you're interested in that garbage. Luckily, they're also clogging up their own Sent Items folders & will hopefuly crash their own systems soon.

"My uncle is the biggest forwaholic I know. I especially love the chain letters he sends me saying I hate God or America if I don't forward it on."

Forwaholic by Ed Bodine June 5, 2009

full shit hands 

Hands covered with shit, or shit water.

He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.

full shit hands by Ed Bodine October 3, 2008

Cigarooper 

This is when a smoker, usually a chain smoker, smokes a cigarette then proceeds to take a dump. The smoke smell is so overpowering that it carries into the bathroom via hair or clothes and mixes in with the poop aroma. There is usually a 15-30 minute window for the poop and smoke mixture to wear off after such a visit to the restroom.

Don't go in there, a cigarooper just left and the whole place smells like a stale bar restroom after a long night.

Cigarooper by Ed Bodine August 8, 2008

chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.

"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."

chair king by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008

Curry Fury 

This is a violent and sudden shit evacuation caused by the overeating of a food drenched in curry and heavy spices from India. A person is usually very lucky if they've made it to the shitter in time.

That poor cab driver is going to have to burn that cab after the curry fury I left in the back seat!

Curry Fury by Ed Bodine March 24, 2006