full shit hands

Hands covered with shit, or shit water.
He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.
by Ed Bodine October 03, 2008
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Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005
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Forwaholic

Someone who sees fit to forward you every stupid joke, falsified political quote or conspiracy, emotional cheeseball powerpoint show, extremely important safety alert, and annoying chain letter that they receive, thinking that you're interested in that garbage. Luckily, they're also clogging up their own Sent Items folders & will hopefuly crash their own systems soon.
"My uncle is the biggest forwaholic I know. I especially love the chain letters he sends me saying I hate God or America if I don't forward it on."
by Ed Bodine June 05, 2009
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chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.
"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."
by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008
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Curry Fury

This is a violent and sudden shit evacuation caused by the overeating of a food drenched in curry and heavy spices from India. A person is usually very lucky if they've made it to the shitter in time.
That poor cab driver is going to have to burn that cab after the curry fury I left in the back seat!
by Ed Bodine March 24, 2006
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Molten Gas

This is the rank smell after a shart that makes its way down your pant leg right before you have a violent diarrhea. It's usually extremely warm and is an early warning for future smells to come. At this point you might as well consider throwing the pants away.
That dude just cleared the bus after some violent molten gas on the way back from Mexico!
by Ed Bodine March 08, 2006
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Poop Soup Deluxe

A healty mix of 3 crucial ingredients (Shit, Piss and Puke) in the upper tank after you've removed the chain.
Sometimes, the puke won't come until later when the first person discovers the piss & shit.
Just shitting wasn't enough for that fucker's upper deck. I had enough of everything for a poop soup deluxe.
by Ed Bodine September 23, 2005
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