Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
Get the Meat Points mug.When an individual with a panty fetish incorporates panties into their masturbatory rituals. This may include, but is not limited to, wearing panties, sniffing panties, shoving panties into a bodily orifice or holding panties in their fapping hand and physically wanking with them.
I stole some of Rachel’s undies last night out of her gym bag. I’ll be doing a panty fap tonight.
He wrapped the pair of lacy panties around his engorged knob and busted one out from a panty fap.
He wrapped the pair of lacy panties around his engorged knob and busted one out from a panty fap.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
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Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
Get the Hand Wax mug.Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Get the Liquid Velvet mug.She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Mule Harness mug.Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.
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