Clemson Dinner

A meal consisting of fast food and generally unhealthy food choices.

These extra pounds are no doubt from many Clemson dinners.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.

Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Dainty Whore

A female that acts all prim and proper but in reality, is a cum loving, leg spreading, cum one, cum all, piece of walking fuck meat.

Rachel is just the nicest human being I know. So polite and well mannered. Are you serious? You know she’s a dainty whore.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Guts Beat

Deep dicking, pounding sexual intercourse. Cervix busting deep penetration.

I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.

She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018

Dutch Arm

A condition marked by swelling and soreness of the upper or lower from receiving too many dutch rudders.

I think Rachel pulled a muscle during that last dutch Rudder she gave me. Three dutches a day for the last four months has given me dutch arm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Steamy Bung Chowder

Bad case of the shits. Typically, hallmarked by thick, watery, semi-solid shit.

Braaaaaahhhh I can’t go. I got steamy bung chowder.

I partied all night last night and got steamy bung chowder today.

Some dude in the stall next to me had steamy bung chowder.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018