Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

When your girl lays down face up, fills her loving mouth full of Listerine or Scope Mouthwash and lets you repeatedly tea bag your ball sack plunging it in and out of the antiseptic creating a cool, refreshing, yet burning, sensation.
Rachel let me do the Hot Wanda last night. My fuckin nuts smell so clean and fresh. That minty cool really takes your breath away.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

The male penis, cock, member, knob, meat stick that delivers a copious amount of semen upon ejaculation.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

A homosexual or bisexual male. A Dandy Boy can be completely out, partially out, closeted or in complete denial.
Stan: Hey Joe. Have you met the new neighbor yet?
Joe: No what's his story?
Stan: I can sum it up for you. Dandy Boy.
Joe: Sweet. This hood can use a good sausage party.
Joe: No what's his story?
Stan: I can sum it up for you. Dandy Boy.
Joe: Sweet. This hood can use a good sausage party.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

The remnants of lube, semen and booty juice around your girl’s bung hole after you work that little rosebud hard during anal sex.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
