Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Beef Hide

An excessively dangly, thick, meaty foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Donglers

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.

That old dude has serious donglers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Giblet Pinch

The unavoidable defecation brought by consuming a large holiday meal.

It's never thanksgiving without a giblet pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Hot Wanda

When your girl lays down face up, fills her loving mouth full of Listerine or Scope Mouthwash and lets you repeatedly tea bag your ball sack plunging it in and out of the antiseptic creating a cool, refreshing, yet burning, sensation.

Rachel let me do the Hot Wanda last night. My fuckin nuts smell so clean and fresh. That minty cool really takes your breath away.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Gravy Vein

The male penis, cock, member, knob, meat stick that delivers a copious amount of semen upon ejaculation.

Charlene spread eagle and took all of Carl's Gravy Vein and he filled her cream pie full.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Dandy Boy

A homosexual or bisexual male. A Dandy Boy can be completely out, partially out, closeted or in complete denial.

Stan: Hey Joe. Have you met the new neighbor yet?
Joe: No what's his story?
Stan: I can sum it up for you. Dandy Boy.
Joe: Sweet. This hood can use a good sausage party.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Blossom Butter

The remnants of lube, semen and booty juice around your girl’s bung hole after you work that little rosebud hard during anal sex.

Rachel’s blossom butter tastes so good.

Her bung was covered in blossom butter.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018