An indivdiual that monitors new words are they are posted or an editor that views and approves words, that immediately takes the word(s) or entry(s) of others and creates their own definition(s). Thus, poaching the hard work and creative property of others.
The Urban Dictionary Poacher is generally an uncreative sap that has no ability to think and create their own work and must rely on the work of others. Most of the time, but not in every instance, their poached work is substandard to the originator's work and can be readily noted from the poor spelling, poor definition and the pathetic use in context.
The Urban Dictionary Poacher is generally an uncreative sap that has no ability to think and create their own work and must rely on the work of others. Most of the time, but not in every instance, their poached work is substandard to the originator's work and can be readily noted from the poor spelling, poor definition and the pathetic use in context.
Carl thinks he is very funny. However, in reality he is not. Hence, he spends his free time on Urban Dictionary stealing newly created entries of others to create his own pathetic, second rate definitions. His lack of creativity, combined with his being a total sap, make him the consumate Urban Dictionary Poacher.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014
A slut/whore that will suck dirty smegma covered cheesedick for drugs or money. Rampant in the street walker and homeless camps.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.
I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.
Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009
To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.
While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017
One's glistening pussy lips after receiving a sloppy wet performance of cunnilingus or one or more hot, thick loads of man gravy. The pussy lips are left glistening and very shiny.
Frank performed oral on his girlfriend causing her to squirt multiple times. After she could take no more, he sat back and admired her Pearl Lipstick As it glistened like the morning dew.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015