Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Prostate Express 

When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.

Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.

Prostate Express by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009

Turkish Q Tip 

When a male wraps a Kotex Pad around his penis (adhesive side to skin) then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with a women on her period. The pad wrapped penis resembles a Q Tip.

Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.

Turkish Q Tip by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Ass Stogie 

A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.

Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.

Ass Stogie by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Turdmiration

To admire and envy the defecation of another person.

Eric and Steve went to the bathroom. Eric took a massive dump. Before flushing, Eric asked Steve take a look at his turd. Steve yelled, "I am overwhelmed with Turdmiration. Leave it in there Braaaaa for others to enjoy!"

Turdmiration by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Verdigasm 

The euphoric and sexually aroused mental state suffered by an otherwise useless attorney that has finally accomplished a court victory and favorable jury verdict for a client.

Michael was just another useless attorney until he finally won a million dollar jury verdict for his client. Michael walked around for two weeks thereafter with a severe case of Verdigasm.

Verdigasm by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Grease Ring

The greasy, shiny residue left around the anus after having anal intercourse consisting of lubricant, sperm and feces.

Marty loves to have anal intercourse with his girlfriend Sonya. When he is done, he always spreads her cheeks and admires her fresh Grease Ring.

Grease Ring by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Jar of Bacon Grease 

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

Jar of Bacon Grease by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009