Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.

After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.

Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Shit Skittles

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.

Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Toxic Twat

The gold star of foul smelling, dirty and at times, disease riddled pussy.

Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.

Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.

I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

Pan Drippings

That little bit of remnant semen and vaginal juice that trickles and drips from one's lady bits a
D soaks into the panty gusset post sexual intercourse.

Hey Sonja. What's with the odd look on your face? Feeling queezy?

Sorry no. I did a three way with two guys in my dorm last night. Thought I had cleaned up but I just squeezed some pan drippings and my gusset is now sloppy wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015