Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Cheddar Bum

A sweaty, filthy, stinking anal region.

Baby I can’t take it. It’s making me gag. Go wash ya cheddar bum.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Holin’

To have sex. Or going out in search of sex.

I’ll be holin’ Rachel after work tonight so don’t call me.

Hey braaaaahhhh. Let’s go holin’ tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2018

Mushroom Tart

An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.

Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Marble Juggler

A dude that is constantly touching and fondling his balls and man sack outwardly over the pants or shorts. May be done for pleasure or simply out of boredom. The hallmark of a marble juggler is their juggling act is done in public settings with little regard for creating a spectacle of themselves.

Dude I don't know what the deal is with that new janitor at school. That guy should be in the circus cause he is a real marble juggler. Just watch him. Always given em a tug.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2016

Parked in the Alley

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Sag Bagging

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016