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Grandma's Drapes

An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
mugGet the Grandma's Drapesmug.

Ham-Slamwich

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
mugGet the Ham-Slamwichmug.

Veggiebator

Rachel is a veggiebator. She loves to shove a cucumber up her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017
mugGet the Veggiebatormug.

Granny Gagger

An old woman that loves to deep throat. Toothless is a plus.
I'm going next door to the convalescent center to hook up with my granny gagger.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
mugGet the Granny Gaggermug.

Hatchback Snatch

When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.
She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018
mugGet the Hatchback Snatchmug.

Stank Baiting

When a female fingers herself then places said wet and moistened fingers on her lover's lips and nose to entice their lover to do a little fishing in the tuna boat aka cunnilingus or oral sex.
Carl was not responding to Sharon's bumps and grinds so she fingered herself good and did a little stank baiting. Carl couldn't resist her fragrance and immediately buried his face in her wet snatch.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
mugGet the Stank Baitingmug.

Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.
Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016
mugGet the Dirt Mulemug.

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