Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.
Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.
To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2017
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Aroma Nails

When your girl’s booty and/or pussy juices get good and deep under your fingernails so you can nostril sniff her sweet aroma long after whatever acts of fornication and filth you perpetrated on her love holes are done.
My aroma nails are ripe today. Can’t wash that stank off.

Cindy left me with aroma nails. Been sniffy that booty smell all day.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
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On A Flight From Malaysia

An expression used to refer to an individual's plan or intention to drop from the radar, fly low and simply disappear and not be found.
Carl had reached is breaking point. Between his recent divorce, the constant calls from debt collectors and his asswipe boss constantly riding him about his performance, he decided it was time to get On A Flight From Malaysia. He hasn't been heard from since.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014
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Ol’ Cheese Slap

A particularly wicked hand to body part slap that has some wicked stank on it and leaves a stinging hand print.
Devon’s mouth had been talking shit all night long. Having heard all he could take, Tyreese walked over and gave Devon the ol’ cheese slap leaving a notable mark across his left cheek. Devon’s mouth was shut the remainder of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019
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Vein Sausage

The cock. Man meat. The penis. A derivative of the infamous veiny brat.
The old lady loves to have a little breakfast in bed with a healthy serving of vein sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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Boy It Up

To shave your hairy cock and balls completely smooth and hair free like a pre-teen boy.
She said I’m too hairy down there and won’t suck me off until I boy it up.

I’m like a full on Sasquatch Crotch down there. I need to boy it up.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
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