Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Get the Grandma's Drapesmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Get the Ham-Slamwichmug. by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017
Get the Veggiebatormug. by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
Get the Granny Gaggermug. When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.
She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018
Get the Hatchback Snatchmug. When a female fingers herself then places said wet and moistened fingers on her lover's lips and nose to entice their lover to do a little fishing in the tuna boat aka cunnilingus or oral sex.
Carl was not responding to Sharon's bumps and grinds so she fingered herself good and did a little stank baiting. Carl couldn't resist her fragrance and immediately buried his face in her wet snatch.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Stank Baitingmug. A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016
Get the Dirt Mulemug.