Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bob Neck

A sore neck from vigorously bobbing the knob aka sucking dick too much.

Rachel had the bob neck so bad from the weekend I had to pay for her to get a massage.

I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Dilharmonic

When a girl must play and listen to music while masturbating with a dildo or vibrator. Usually to muffle the sounds of her agonizing pleasure but may simply be for her love of music.

Can’t wait to get home today and enjoy a little dilharmonic.

What is up with your sister? Always playing that music in the wee hours of the morning. She is enjoying the dilharmonic.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Chemical Peel

Explosive, stinging, acid-like, burning, liquid shit that leaves the bung hole painfully raw.

I just dropped a chemical peel. I need a medicated wipe bad. Raw hamburger down there.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017

Rusty Bell

Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.

Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Lip Bath

When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.

I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full for not and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.

You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Pipe Cutter

Another name for the anus. The booty hole. The winker. The balloon knot.

I pounded her ass last night and I must say, that was one snug little pipe cutter. She was one strong clinch from pinching it right off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Bung Burn

Painful burning and stinging of the bung hole. Usually a result of explosive, liquid shits.

I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.

This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018