Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper
Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Steamy Vincent
The Steamy Vincent is a sexual act similar to the Hot Carl. However, the Steamy Vincent is only performed by members of the arts community, namely painters. The Steamy Vincent is initiated by a willing female disrobing and laying on her back. A male, with artistic painting talent, next provides her with a Ziploc brand sandwich bag. The female then opens the bag and inserts it inside her mouth. The open side of the bag is extended outside the mouth and folded over the lips to create a pocket. The male then proceeds to defecate into the open bag housed within her mouth. A soft or liquid feces is preferred.
After completing release, the male selects his color palette and adds the pigments of choice to the bag. The male then zips the bag and leaves it housed in her mouth. The female then enjoys the steamy warmth until the male tells her its time to mix. At mix time, the female then lips and gently chews the bag to mix the feces and coloring.
Once mixed, the male reopens the bag, removes it and then, with fingers, a palette knife or with paint brush, creates a bold colored shit masterpiece by painting on the female's naked body canvas from head to toe. When done, the work is allowed to dry and is later put on display for others to enjoy and is often accompanied by a wine and cheese.
The Steamy Vincent was created in honor of Vincent Willem van Gogh, a post-Impressionist painter of Dutch origin whose work is noted for its rough beauty, emotional honesty and bold color.
After completing release, the male selects his color palette and adds the pigments of choice to the bag. The male then zips the bag and leaves it housed in her mouth. The female then enjoys the steamy warmth until the male tells her its time to mix. At mix time, the female then lips and gently chews the bag to mix the feces and coloring.
Once mixed, the male reopens the bag, removes it and then, with fingers, a palette knife or with paint brush, creates a bold colored shit masterpiece by painting on the female's naked body canvas from head to toe. When done, the work is allowed to dry and is later put on display for others to enjoy and is often accompanied by a wine and cheese.
The Steamy Vincent was created in honor of Vincent Willem van Gogh, a post-Impressionist painter of Dutch origin whose work is noted for its rough beauty, emotional honesty and bold color.
Larry picked up his girlfriend Mona after he had an inspiring class at art school that day. After discussing the need for urgent creative release with Mona, she willingly and graciously offered her body up as the canvass for Larry to create a magnificent Steamy Vincent. Later in the evening, Larry hosted a showing of close friends and served wine and cheese.
Steamy Vincent by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Gravy Blaster
Gravy Blaster is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, cable dropper.
Howard suffered the most horrific cast of the squirts that he had ever encountered after eating what turned out to be tainted fish. After three hours back and forth on the toilet, his Gravy Blaster was sore to the touch and he had to apply some Tucks Medicated Pads.
Gravy Blaster by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Cable Dropper
Cable Dropper is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, gravy blaster.
After a night filled with very pleasurable anal sex, Sandy felt quite satiated and pleasured, but was quite constipated. Never had her Cable Dropper been so plugged up.
Cable Dropper by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Viewing Party
A Viewing Party is a private event, usually hosted in a private home or hotel room, that is arranged for the pupose of inviting a select group of guests to watch one or more individuals perform sexual activity and sex acts in and open,performance forum. Viewing Parties typically cater to those individuals with interests in voyeurism.
After meeting several like minded indivdiuals into voyeurism, Carl arranged to host several swinging couples at his home whereby he invited serveral of his voyeur friends to enjoy a Viewing Party. The event was wet, wild and satisfied the attendee's most purient of interests.
Viewing Party by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
Monk's Wool
Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Monk's Wool by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
Monk's Wool Threads
Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.
Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.
Monk's Wool Threads by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014