Carl picked up the local toothless prostitute for a quick Hummer. For $5.00, its the best Sponge Mouth money can buy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2015
1. The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri.
2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
1. Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.
2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.
2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
When your girl rubs her post coital cum and juice filled pussy all up and down your chest leaving a wet, shimmering trail of love juices.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
When a female is horny and is almost always DTF and in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by copious amounts of vaginal wetness. A complete state of wetness.
by Eaton Holgoode January 04, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
To wear out a girl's pussy through rough, but pleasurable sexual activity. Chuff Chafe leaves the vagina extremely sore, generally pink and puffy. May result in limited ability for further sexual activity for several days. May impair ability to walk without mild pain. May be treated with salves, creams or ice packs.
Roger took Carla on an extended weekend get away. While there was lots to see and do, they remained inside the hotel room all weekend having every form of imaginable vaginal sex. Roger rode her so hard he left her with a severe case of Chuff Chafe. She could barely sit in her chair at the office on Monday without applying a cold pack.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
When a female is giving head to two males with girthy, engorged cocks at the same time forcing her facial cheeks to puff out like those on the face of a fat walrus.
Sandy started sucked off her boyfriend in front of his buddy Roger. Roger quickly joined in and before she knew it, she was chocking down two cocks and sporting Chumbly Cheeks.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015