Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Hip Hole

The stoma opening for a colostomy bag. For the adventurous and twisted, an extra and different orifice for sexual activity.

When I found out the prostitute I picked up had a colostomy bag, I paid her an extra $10 to shag her hip hole.

I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Pump Stank

When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.

Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?

Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

Hank Wank

Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.

I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Jiggling Jim

A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.

Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2013

Ass Tater

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.

Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Ginger Smack

After having sex with a hot ginger babe, you smack your flaccid penis back and forth against her cheeks till her milky white skin turns a lovely pinkish hue.

I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017