Drop Cloth

A sheet, towel, washcloth, shirt, napkin or other material laid upon the bed, counter, couch, chair, table or floor for the specific purpose of catching the load, jizz, cum from the ejaculation of a masturbating male. Drop cloths allow for quick, easy clean up.

Coined from the painting and coating trade whereby a drop cloth is used to catch drips, drops and over spray of liquid paint and coatings.
Stan surfed internet porn all morning during his conference call and found himself with an engorged chub. To get relief, he closed his office door and jerked off onto the drop cloth he laid on his desk. All pleasure and no mess.
by Eaton Holgoode April 01, 2014
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Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.
Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2015
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Tuck and Plug

Tuck and Plug is an act of self-gratification whereby a male attempts to insert his own penis into his own rectum.

The Tuck and Plug is most often performed while sitting naked on a toilet. It can also be performed while squatting naked over a hand mirror. In both instances, the male will pull aside his scrotom with one hand then push his penis with the other hand past the taint and back towards the sphincter. Once the tip of his penis touches the anal opening or backdoor, he then plugs his hole with the penis head. At this point, the Tuck and Plug is complete. However, taking into consideration one's penis length and/or girth, one can continue to insert as much penis as possible beyond the head. Generally, given the distance from the average sized male's penis base, around the taint to the anal sphincter, only the well endowed and well hung are capable of inserting more than the tip when performing a Tuck and Plug. Those with smaller endowment are usually incapable of performing a Tuck and Plug.
Frank couldn't want to get home from work to sit on the toilet and give himself a Tuck and Plug. Ever since he broke his wife's hand mirrior, he can only self-gratify on the toilet.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014
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Ranus

Dude go wash your fucking ranus.

She had a ranus after her workout.
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Flanks

Carl loved to go down on his girlfriend and suck on her wet, juicy Flanks.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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Naughty Hand

One's dominate or preferred hand used to masturbate and self-gratify.
I need to wash my naughty hand. My fingers are sticky.

My naughty hand is numb after ten hours of watching internet porn.

Your mom showed me what she likes to do with her naughty hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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