Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Strokin’ Deucemug. Large, round and reddish hued female areolas and nipples. The color, size and texture is reminiscent of a sliced Beef Steak Tomato.
After weeks of dating Vanessa, Carl was finally able to motorboat her voluptuous breasts. Being an avid nipple lover, Carl was extremely pleased when he removed her bra and exposed the most beautiful set of Beef Steaks.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
Get the Beef Steaksmug. Your girlfriend is a game hen braaahhh. While you were making a beer run, she was pulling train upstairs.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Get the Game Henmug. That slut was slobbering all over my bulbers last night.
I got punched in the bulbers.
Hey braaaaahhh. If your looking for your mom she's working over my bulbers.
I got punched in the bulbers.
Hey braaaaahhh. If your looking for your mom she's working over my bulbers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
Get the Bulbersmug. A male or female with braces or snaggle tooth dental conditions that make giving head a very rough and often painful experience.
Frank: I can't wait until this Friday broooohhh!
Carl: Why's that braaaahhh!
Frank: My girl is finally getting those damn braces out of her mouth. Can't wait to get me some smooth head this weekend.
Carl: Hell yea braahhh! No more Meat Chisel for you.
Carl: Why's that braaaahhh!
Frank: My girl is finally getting those damn braces out of her mouth. Can't wait to get me some smooth head this weekend.
Carl: Hell yea braahhh! No more Meat Chisel for you.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Get the Meat Chiselmug. The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.
I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.
I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.
I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
Get the Flopperymug. Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the Brinedmug.