Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Meat Medallions

Fat, puffy, swollen pussy lips. A pure meat flaps lover's delicacy.

Roger's girlfriend was so wet and horny. Roger pulled her panties off and exposed her beautiful, glistening Meat Medallions.

Meat Medallions by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Pink Medallions 

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.

1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.

Pink Medallions by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Whore's Breath 

The state of unfreshness and uncleanliness of your wife's or girlfriend's mouth, tongue and oral cavity after they perform a loving combination of analingus and oral sex on you and gobble your load of semen. She will typically want a kiss of affection from you post this rambunctious, sexual play, but must always be refused until appropriate oral hygiene is completed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.

Donna: Did you like that baby when I gave you a tossed salad and then gobbled your goo and swallowed your man juice?
Randy: Yea baby. I love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my knob.
Donna: I love you baby. Give me a kiss.
Randy: Hell no! Go brush your damn teeth. Nasty as bitch. Ya got Whore's Breath.

Whore's Breath by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Quick Pinch

An informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.

Example 1:
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............

Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.

Quick Pinch by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Corn Relish 

The remnant amalgam of corn and fecal matter adhering to the unsheathed penile glans and shaft post withdrawal from the dirty anus of a lover after anal sex. May also be known as Spooning Corn Fritters.

Roger: Come on Brooohhh we got to head out. We are going to be late. It's about time you got here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.

Corn Relish by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Lump Job 

An aggressive prostate milking performed by an individual with large knuckles and sausage fingers.

Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.

Lump Job by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Buff Gruff 

Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.

Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.

Buff Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015