The nub oil is in the nightstand. Hand it to me please. I need to rub one out.
I’m out of nub oil. I’ll have have to flick my bean dry tonight.
I’m out of nub oil. I’ll have have to flick my bean dry tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
A male's performance of vigorous oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and analingus to get both holes warmed up and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.
Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a water dog and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After dining at the Y, Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
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by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2016
Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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