by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2018
When you tip toe quietly sneaking up behind your girl and your reach around and give both her nipples a pinch and a tweek yelling Nippy Toe at the same time.
Also works on moms, grandmas, aunts and female cousins if you are into that.
Also works on moms, grandmas, aunts and female cousins if you are into that.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
Explosive diarrhea that burn's like living hell. Pure brown fire water exploding from your rectum. Usually a result of excessing drinking, overeating or irritable bowel syndrome.
Sunday morning's hangover recovery time was only interrupted by the screams of Carl's room mate Roger as he was Fire Juicing to eradicate the prior night's poison .
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.
Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up
Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
A flaccid, shriveled, post-coitus, penis and is still moist and shiny from the amalgam of sexual juices.
After Roger tapped his girlfriend during a lunch time quickie. Sonja went to the bathroom to wash up and grab a doddle rag to come back and wipe off Roger's Butter Thumb.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015