Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Nug Job 

The vigorous tugging and pulling of a male’s nuts and nut sack during a sloppy wet blow job.

Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.

Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.

Your mom gives the best nug jobs.

Nug Job by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Bell Truffles 

Fecal excrement on the bell end of the male penis after having anal sex.

Sandy likes rough anal but she leaves you with some pretty ripe bell truffles.

Turn on the light so I can clean up these bell truffles.

You might want to wipe off the bell truffles before you slob my knob.

Bell Truffles by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Spacey Cadet 

Young male that is hit on and actively pursued for a little male on male sex.

This bar is full of Spacey cadets.

This acting class is great. But I don’t want to be a spacey cadet.

Spacey Cadet by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Cockamore 

A condition creating an overt love for the cock. A real cock lover. Can’t get enough. A real cock monger.

Pronounced COCK-A-MORE-EH

It wasn’t until gym class that we all figured out Roger suffers from cockamore.

That THOT will drop her panties for anyone. She’s got cockamore.

Braaaaahhh I will be over later to satisfy your mom’s cockamore.

Cockamore by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Beauty and The Beads 

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.

How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.

Beauty and The Beads by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Devil’s Ring 

When the bung hole just burns with fire. The O Ring is tender to the touch. Typically from liquid fire shits or a brutally rough round of anal sex.

Harvey had to run to the drug store for a little salve to sooth the devil’s ring.

That prostite has to have a devil’s ring today after pounded her ass last night.

Devil’s Ring by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2017

Meat Drops 

Low hanging, heavy testicles.

She teabagged my meat drops.

Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.

You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.

Meat Drops by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017