Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Assnanigans

Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.

Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.

Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014

Wet Sweater

An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.

Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

French Flea Market

A group of five or more, disease ridden, toothless prostitutes working the same street corner.

Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018

Suck the Skin Off

Used to describe some of the best mind-blowing head one can get.

Braaaaahhh your mom is a rock star cock sucker. Last night I thought was was gonna suck the skin off.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Ass Gruff

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.

I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Crust-Holer

Anal sex with dirty partners.

John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Fluff Wank

A quick wank of the cock performed to move the penis from a flaacid or semi-hard state to full on erection for penetration.

During foreplay with Rachel, Roger only achieved a semi so she gave him a quick fluff wank and got it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018