A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.
Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode December 09, 2016
She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018
Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.
Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.
That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.
This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
The Bellagio Effect is the drenching, wet squirt of orgasmic, ejaculatory juices that blasts out and flows from the vagina of a female squirt queen. Bellagio Show is coined after the world famous water show at the Fountains of Bellagio in Las Vegas, NV.
The Bellagio Effect is slang terminology used by some members of the porn industry to describe female squirters.
The Bellagio Effect is slang terminology used by some members of the porn industry to describe female squirters.
Tim: What's up bro! How was your date last night with Rhonda?
Clark: It was a crazy night Yo!!!
Tim: How so?
Clark: We banged all night at her place. That chick came over and over again. Every time she came it was The Bellagio Effect! Not a dry thread on the bed Braaaaa!!
Tim: Wow! Sounds wet and wild. Better bring your rain coat next time!
Clark: It was a crazy night Yo!!!
Tim: How so?
Clark: We banged all night at her place. That chick came over and over again. Every time she came it was The Bellagio Effect! Not a dry thread on the bed Braaaaa!!
Tim: Wow! Sounds wet and wild. Better bring your rain coat next time!
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2014