A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
The ripe smell of your bum hole left on your girls chin.
When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.
When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
When your girl sucks them balls and ball sack real good. Mouthing them up all slick and wet. Licking that chicken skin while she gives you a nice handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.
Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.
Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.
Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.
Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015