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Johnsoned: As in a
Johnson
(cock, penis or
dick
). When you have a
conversation
with someone who's a massive cock.
Rod
: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.
Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's
go
for a beer, it's know to cure
people
who've been Johnsoned.
Johnsoned
by
Easy Ezz
April 22, 2016
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